Random Nonsense Thread
UrbanMysticDee 
Bae > Bay
Gordon Ramsay finds grease traps clogged with a gallon of thick black crude oil.
Owner says, “That’s grease from the hood.”
Black employee gives her a look that says, “Motherfucker, say ‘grease from the hood’ one more time. I dare you.”
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
There’s a product called the Campbell Posture Cane that uses TV lies to sell you stuff. Everything sold on TV lies that doing anything is impossible unless you use a special product.
One of them is the Campbell Posture Cane.
Instead of being shaped like a normal cane it’s a weird exotic cane that lies about being adjustable. Normal canes are adjustable. The commercial shows people holding normal canes purposefully adjusted to the shortest possible setting so the people have to hunch over to a dangerous degree. Only the Campbell Posture Cane shows people adjusting the cane to the proper height so the Overman can walk with full back lordosis like Axel in Harlem.
Instead of being shaped like a normal cane it’s a weird exotic cane that lies about being adjustable. Normal canes are adjustable. The commercial shows people holding normal canes purposefully adjusted to the shortest possible setting so the people have to hunch over to a dangerous degree. Only the Campbell Posture Cane shows people adjusting the cane to the proper height so the Overman can walk with full back lordosis like Axel in Harlem.
The picture they release even shows the X-ray of the spine backward:
From one Amazon review:
From one Amazon review:
This product is a walking stick, not a cane. It is labeled and sold as a cane, but the product insert contains a warning that this product is only for use as a walking stick and should not be used as a cane for bearing any weight. It may be suitable for those with light balance issues but should not be used for those with moderate or higher stability needs. It supposedly improves posture, but it made my posture worse.
Other reviews say the cane is too tall for shorter people (below 5’5’’) even at the shortest setting, doesn’t support the weight of the average American, doesn’t stand upright like it’s supposed to, frequently comes loose, and the handle is too smooth to get a proper grip.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
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Anonymous #6A1E
When you walk away you don’t hear me say, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE OH BABY DON’T DIE!