Random Nonsense Thread

@Anonymous #4918  
It depends.

I got drunk.

Now my husband is pooping rainbows and puking them and he’s mutating and his Hot Dog Hot Dog hot Diggity Dog is turning into a fucking unicorn horn holy shit this is scaring me now he’s growing wings and his hair’s getting unusually long and he’s got a tail. It’s all because of that damn pony milking game. I’m really scared

@Anonymous #C389  
What drugs are you on and can I have some?

@Havoc  
I swear I’m not my husband has already transformed. ||his Hot Dog Hot Dog Hot Diggity Dog has already turned into a Unicorn Horn and When he “cums” Magic comes out and all my Furniture is Moving. Shit he’s already using his magic to lift the couch as I’m typing this. || help me!

Marvel really lost a big chance to call their new movie “All’s Fair in Love and Thor”

 
Caption: I told you it’s not the Sun you ice for brains!

@Anonymous #4918  
I feel like I’m missing alot of context.

HELL BECOMES ETERNAL  
AND THE FIRE NEVER DIES  
BLACKENED SKIES THAT REEK OF DECAY  
AND THE ROAD IS PAVED WITH CORPSES  
FINAL MOMENTS FILLED WITH REGRET  
SAY GOODBYE FOREVER

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Alright, bye.

Top 10 Inventions (In No Particular Order)
 

Please pray for my husband.

I use the randomize feature with this query & pretend who shows up is gonna be involved in a scenario I made up before.

And now my husband isstill using his magic unicorn penis and I’m like shaking and crying because his magic is making the couch move and I’m fucking flying and then I’m in the sky sitting on the couch and the trucker man is calling my legs sexy and OH NO now my husband is using his magic on the man and the man is screaming and I’m trying not to look I’m still floating in the sky on the couch as I’m typing this I’m really scared please help I’m cereal

I wish I was a turtle

@Humble Oriathan  

 
Caption: He’s saying that because he’s a level 9, even weaker than a guard, chapapa.

 
Caption: Aw man, I am away. Away from the people.

@Acres  
Can the cats save my husband

Cabbits.

@Acres  
Oh man, I finally just got the joke. In my defense, I was focused on the cats and ignoring everything else.

Do you think I should get a divorce or continue to stay with my husband?