Random fact about yourself

I met Paul Newman and Ed Harris when they was in Maine filming Empire Falls.

At my old job being fired was called being “progressed”.

I had decaf once. I thought someone had poisoned me.

I walked away from a three-man beating

I am highly disappointed that the 9x39mm round is .364 caliber and not a proper .355-357 caliber.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
Were you on the doing or receiving end?

I survived 2 earthquakes today, the first at 10:23 was magnitude 4.8, the largest in NJ history, and another one magnitude 4.0 at 5:59 PM. Let me tell you, there’s a very noticeable difference between the two. There have been 10 aftershocks, but I’ve only noticed the latest and largest of them.

The epicenter was in Whitehouse Station (a rich, white area with fancy rusticness). Earlier it said Tewksbury (an even richer, even whiter area with even fancier volkisch lederhosen and buildings made of cut stone where everyone can trace their ancestry back to the original people who came off the very first ship to land on the continent), but I guess they didn’t want their property value decreased so they moved the earthquake 5 miles south.

I hope this doesn’t become a regular occurrence. Buildings here aren’t made to withstand earthquakes.

@UrbanMysticDee
I was wondering what happened to you the moment I saw those headlines.
Glad to know you’re okay.

I don’t like sweet potatoes. Regular potatoes are fine, but I’ve always found sweet potatoes disgusting.

This post, which I am making right now, will be my one thousandth forum post on this website.
Therefore, this post right here, that I am making right now, should put me over the threshold for obtaining the coveted Chatty Kirin badge, according to the counter for obtaining the badge, although I might make a few more posts just in case.

@Twiface
Congratulations

@UrbanMysticDee
Awww… I was hoping your link would lead to this instead.

I get upset easily if I get too stressed…

The first time I ate a bowl of chocolate Cheerios I threw up immediately when I finished. I never ate them again.

A gay man just called me a ‘faggot’ on the internet.

I don’t cuss in real life but when I do, I do it when I vent. I cuss on here too but have to spoil it for obvious reasons.
This is f**king d@mn true! See? Can’t say it on here :3

I love the word “motherfucker”.

@UrbanMysticDee
I find myself using that word a lot these days. In the past 48 hours I said it to my computer at least 6 tim3s because of how slow it was.

When I worked for the museum one of my duties was to vacuum up all the thousands of stink bugs that would crawl into the various crevices and die. It sounded like vacuuming quarters.

That was one of the couple jobs that I actually enjoyed. I miss it.

I just noticed that I have 29 unplayed games on Steam.
It’s all stuff I remember buying, of course.
But it’s all stuff that’s been on the backburner for a while, in some cases for years.

At my old job they counted me absent one day because I had to shit. I was at work, I worked, but they time your breaks and if you go over 10 minutes (not all in a row, over the full 9 hours) they count you as absent apparently. They still paid me for working but if you get 4 absences in a quarter they fire you, which they call “progressing”. I could only get 3 absences that quarter because I had to take a shit.

@UrbanMysticDee
A 10 minute budget for the whole 9 hours? In my state that would be blatantly illegal.

@Twiface
It’s been a while. Might be 20 minutes.

Still, how is that even legal? I thought New Jersey was a ‘civilized’ state?

Nevermind, I just looked up the labor laws. Apparently New Jersey is not part of the civilized world.

Even Guam is better than you.