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I don’t cuss in real life but when I do, I do it when I vent. I cuss on here too but have to spoil it for obvious reasons.
This is f**king d@mn true! See? Can’t say it on here :3

A gay man just called me a ‘faggot’ on the internet.

The first time I ate a bowl of chocolate Cheerios I threw up immediately when I finished. I never ate them again.

I get upset easily if I get too stressed…

@UrbanMysticDee
Awww… I was hoping your link would lead to this instead.

@Twiface
Congratulations

This post, which I am making right now, will be my one thousandth forum post on this website.
Therefore, this post right here, that I am making right now, should put me over the threshold for obtaining the coveted Chatty Kirin badge, according to the counter for obtaining the badge, although I might make a few more posts just in case.

I don’t like sweet potatoes. Regular potatoes are fine, but I’ve always found sweet potatoes disgusting.

@UrbanMysticDee
I was wondering what happened to you the moment I saw those headlines.
Glad to know you’re okay.

I survived 2 earthquakes today, the first at 10:23 was magnitude 4.8, the largest in NJ history, and another one magnitude 4.0 at 5:59 PM. Let me tell you, there’s a very noticeable difference between the two. There have been 10 aftershocks, but I’ve only noticed the latest and largest of them.

The epicenter was in Whitehouse Station (a rich, white area with fancy rusticness). Earlier it said Tewksbury (an even richer, even whiter area with even fancier volkisch lederhosen and buildings made of cut stone where everyone can trace their ancestry back to the original people who came off the very first ship to land on the continent), but I guess they didn’t want their property value decreased so they moved the earthquake 5 miles south.

I hope this doesn’t become a regular occurrence. Buildings here aren’t made to withstand earthquakes.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
Were you on the doing or receiving end?

I am highly disappointed that the 9x39mm round is .364 caliber and not a proper .355-357 caliber.

I walked away from a three-man beating

I had decaf once. I thought someone had poisoned me.

At my old job being fired was called being “progressed”.

I met Paul Newman and Ed Harris when they was in Maine filming Empire Falls.

@Adán Druego
You throw your tools in the garbage? Do you buy new ones every time you need to do something?

@Fleur de Lis
Wait, sheds are for tools?!

I thought they were where you house people as they wait until you decide what is to be done with them.

I put all the tools in a garbage… and in a water heater room.

I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed.

In fact, I don’t even have a shed.

I knew the VA for Sonic in Sonic Prime on a forum I was on back in 2008

Stu Philips is an underrated music composer in my book.
I think Half of Spielberg’s billions of $$$ should go to John Williams.

I get stress headaches way too much.

I’m gay (according to Ponybooru).

I’m never going to be bothered to change my avatar for the generic one.

I often say “butts” instead of “but”. Just like how I say “ass” instead of “ask”, either no one has noticed or no one cares.