Random fact about yourself

I feel like getting an Xbox Original someday…

I remember Allen Iverson’s practice speech better than stuff I’ve heard 20 seconds ago. Names in particular. If I don’t write your name down I will forget it the instant you’ve told me.

@UrbanMysticDee
Same here.

Applejack Daniels is my favorite drink.

I judge each restaurant based on their bacon triple burger.

Billie Jean is not my lover

@UrbanMysticDee
But she says that you’re the one.

@BikerDash
The kid is not my son.

I studied social science at the 299th best university in the world

Growing up when kids got birthday cakes they got chocolate or vanilla, and when adults got birthday cakes they got lemon. I think they did that so kids wouldn’t eat it. I don’t think they actually liked it. I don’t foresee someone who liked rocky road as a kid all of a sudden turning adult and loving lemon. I’m an adult and I didn’t mutate into liking lemon.

Also, as a kid I had a very strong suspicion that adults were full of shit; that they didn’t have a clue what they were doing and were making everything up as they went along. After many years of being an adult I know that my suspicion was 100% correct. Not just adults my age, adults my parents’ age tell me, a fellow adult, that they don’t have a clue what they’re doing and make everything up as they go along, and that they deliberately lie to kids to manipulate them.

I don’t celebrate birthdays, or any holidays really. I had years of extraordinarily bad holiday experiences as a kid and I’m done with holidays, thank you very much. I especially don’t celebrate weddings. Marriage is a scam.

I’ve never been into Halloween, because as a child I always got sick at that time of the year.

I didn’t believe in Santa even when I was extremely small child. I may have thought Mr. Clean was real, though.

Moving to the present, in recent years I feel a strong sense of dread before New Year’s.
Like I am overly aware and focused on how much next year will suck.
And I have not been sleeping well this month at all.

I always thought Halloween was silly and stopped participating when I was in middle school (as an adult I began observing Nightmare Night, which has revived my interest in the last day of October)

Same with Saint Patrick’s day (minus the horse related revival of interest). I still wear green out of fear of getting pinched, but I think the whole affair is dumb and just a flimsy excuse for people to get drunk.

I realized Santa wasn’t real when I caught the tooth fairy in the act.

A little of something like this for me. I actually played D’lirium (a pony horror game) for end of this october.

Where I used to work they had really shitty Amazon Basic computer parts, so the keyboard was a flat thing that sat flat on the table so I had to buy a towel and roll it up to prop up the back of the keyboard so it was at an angle so I could type for hours without having to damage my wrists. Someone I worked with made these acrylic things to glue to his keyboard, but I don’t know how to do that so I just bought a towel and it worked fine for 2 years.

No one questioned why I had a towel under my keyboard. Some questioned why I wore one glove. That’s to keep the grease and sweat from my hand from messing up the mouse. We (mostly) ate at our desks because the boss was obsessive over timing everything, and there weren’t a whole lot of opportunities for hand washing so I had to come up with a solution to dirty hands and a glove worked fine.

I have the 3 Penumbra games on my Computer.

I just very recently went up to a 5 in the APA.

Not so much about me but I was there so it counts.

I remember this guy wrote a story. He didn’t read books, fiction or nonfiction, he only read noose papers. He told the story about how he went skydiving. He went to a place called PISS Town (not sure the spelling). It had a lake. Every time he said it he put super duper extra emphasis on the PISS. He paused after saying PISS for like 3 seconds before saying Town. Every time. It took all my power and the power of three necromancers to keep from dying from laughter. No one else thought it was the least bit funny.

@UrbanMysticDee
Was this one of those dumb essays they make you write in school?

@Twiface
Just a bunch of people I roll with, in the hood, g. That guy was new and never appeared again. He was capped, maybe.

Battlestar Galactica (2004) is my 2nd favorite show.

@BikerDash
What’s your first favorite?

@UrbanMysticDee
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, of course lol

@BikerDash
What a coincidence, that’s my favorite too.

@UrbanMysticDee
I was going to ask that, but then I realized the answer was pretty obvious.

@UrbanMysticDee
you are poop