Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]

Anonymous #6595
16 January - Chris will participate in a livestream with transgender activist and content creator Keffals.[4]
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No, we don’t. Especially if you already know the lore and have better things to do with your life.
And surely you must have something better to do with your time than give it to a grifter like Keffals.
Luckily, the CWCki gave us highlights and a transcript.
When asked if he has any regrets, Chris replied about having fallen for theoretical exes [trolls] and singled out BlueSpike.
Chris says he is going to be expanding his collab and getting his posse together with the help of his friend [Caden Peck].
Chris alludes to the Big Island house he appears to be residing at, by saying that he is renting the place he’s in.
Chris lies that his Affair with Mother was not real and that Bella had presented him with perverted ideas and that he had went along with it to test her, and finally that she failed the test by splicing together their video calls to report him to police. Chris’s claims conflict with chat leaks which show that Chris had initiated discussion of incest with Bella.[5][6]
Chris spreads misinformation that Bella had wanted to record Chris and Fiona having sex and then claim Fiona to be underage.
Chris claims it had been his choice to let himself be jailed.
Chris says Russia is the modern-day Babylon and that Putin will fall by his own sword.
Anonymous #999E
@Amagan
Oh I forgot he’s no longer to be transgender due to LGBTQ community has terminated on him due to having sex with his mom…
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Less than 2 weeks after associating with Christian Chandler for an interview and some free clout, Keffals got his wiki raided by trolls to the point he decided to take it down AND Youtube’s algorithm somehow gave him reduced hits and exposure after he uploaded Chris’s interview to his channel.
More proof that Chris curses everything he touches and yet the cloud seekers still cannot learn a damn thing.
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Here’s the text of Chris Chan’s post if you want to read it without going to EQD.
Note how he introduces himself as ‘Jesus’
MLP G5 Does Not Exist in this very Timeline
By: Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime
Anything MLP G5 is simply not meant to be. The typical reasons include the executives being money-hungry, wanting something “Fresh and New”, and competing with the likes of Disney with the video technology and all when they never had to, as well as laying off the original staff of MLP G4 to cut costs and whatnot. But moreover, G5 was literally foretold, by me, and everyone agrees after the fact, that it was to be simply awful and out of place. And this is not due to quality of art, story, characters, or whatever. It goes deeper, as not only there is a lot more to explore and chronicle with Princess Twilight Sparkle and everyone else of Equestria and Earth (counting Equestria Girls, because that IS canon, period), including Doctor Wolf and the OCs of the fandom being literally canon. And existent in Equestria, period.
Friendship is Magic and Equestria Girls was perfect in quality, Not counting the premature Season 9, Episode 26 “Future” episode, and the additional five seasons that is to be manifested gives it even better quality, character growths and closures. DJ Pon3 has a voice (Jesse Nowacking is the perfect voice actor for her, hands down), Dr. Wolf, Lightning Bliss and the others interact with everyone in Ponyville, Canterlot and all. Nightstar Sonichu, the Half-Unicorn, Half-Sonichu, with dimensional and psychic powers is there and has personally worked with Twilight and her friends as well. This is not “head-canon”, it IS canon in this timeline.
And the resuming of G4 will only bring about better peace and order restoration with everyone, in general, and metaphysically. And on top of that, the executives have lost since G5 began, and they still have the chance to redeem themselves and Hasbro by simply cancelling G5, completely shelving it (like a write-off like Coyote Vs Acme, presently), removing G5 from all streaming services and downloads and removing it from YouTube. The fanbase should cease to produce or even talk about G5 right now, by Divine Will and Timing. I know this, personally.
Nobody asked for G5 nor even Pony Life, and now is the time to resume G4 before everything gets worse, period. This is not just a feeling or opinion, this is cold hard fact from the literal core of this Universe and the core of this Timeline, along with Devine Will. And Drama can go somewhere else with the Toxic ones that linger.
But in short: Forget MLP G5, right now, and no longer acknowledge it, because it does not exist in this Timeline. And Encourage Hasbro to resume Friendship is Magic And Equestria Girls, Right Now. Divine Order, Worldwide Peace, Peace of and withing the Brony Community that I am part of, regardless, along with authentic Love supersedes Greed, Money, and Hatred.
I never really cared for EQD to begin with, but this seems like a new low for them.
And I know it’s just an editorial section sandwiched between other cringy user-submitted posts, but still.
Anonymous #D692
@Twiface
It was only ever good for the art showcases. These days there’s so many other ways to find artists you want to keep track of it’s fallen behind in that regard too.
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@Anonymous #D692
Yeah, it seems like most people just follow artists directly on Derpibooru or Twitter nowadays, removing the need for a centralized content aggregator.
Anonymous #202F
Have you heard that Chris - Chan has entered the E621 site and makes his retard mindset for making an outburst spamming comments until the admin moderator has enough of his mentality I’ll fake god cult and banush him to to mental asylum moon until his getting heart failure just like his late dad Bob.
Anonymous #AE44
is chan a incel? i know there is a random russian incel on yt who respects Andrei Chikatilo. i mean incels are scum and ugly.
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