Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]

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@UrbanMysticDee
According to Kiwifarms, the reason why this clown trial has been taking so long is because the justice system has no F idea about what to do with Chris, and of course the moron's own refusal to cooperate has been dragging this mess even more.
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@ANoobis
Chris has changed his name twice, all because of a retarded whim and because nobody was willing to bitchslap him and say "NO."
Hell, when you think about it, all of this began because of a man wearing a stupid bear costume.
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Well, it's official. Chris' case has been paused until next year and so he will remain in custody until then.


So no matter what happens, Chris still will remain in custody for at least 2 years in total.
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@Humble Oriathan
Chris has never been in danger of being hit or shanked by other inmates because he always has been in protective custody, and this also counts for when he spent time at the loon house.
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Another letter was released a while ago. This one was meant to be made public. Among other things, Chris claims to have forewarned us about the monkeypox outbreak in the Sonichu comic and affirms that every interaction he's ever had with cartoon characters have been real physical events.
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@πʊßƛįϰ

It's a lie that got extra traction because the CWCki and Kiwifarms are currently offline so they can't debunk it.

First of all, Chris is currently in custody and waiting for an empty bed to be available on a mental institution. Second, he will not stand trial until next year so he had no reason to be at a courthouse. Finally, because of basic security reasons, all courthouse bathroom windows are purposely built on a way that leaves them way out of anyone's reach and be too small as to allow anyone to squeeze through them.
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@Officer Hotpants
Kiwifarms exposed a transexual rights group that was grooming kids, selling illegal hormones, convincing underaged kids to buy and consume said hormones to transition behind of thir parent's backs and also were stealing funds from other members, so the angry transguys have been attacking Kiwifarms' hosts and false flagging them everywhere to incite raids and legal actions so Kiwifams could dissapear and so all the evidence the Kiwis collected against them.

The entire sordid story is documented here:
Which confirms that saying about how the only kind of people who hates Kiwifarms is the kind of people who has a ton of dirty stuff to hide from them.
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@Officer Hotpants
On August 19th, Portfolio Recovery Associates filed for garnishment against Chris for his eternally unpaid credit debts and for his adamant refusal to pay no matter how many chances he was offered to.
The hearing is scheduled for October 5th.
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