Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]

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@Officer Hotpants
According to Kiwifarms, it was declared that way because it was the closest thing the state's law had available to describe Chris' felony.
Law is weird.

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Forgot to mention that Kiwifarms published a new letter and according to it, Chris wants to send his mom to a nursing home so he could take over and claim the house for himself, but feels mad because his mother doesn't want to cooperate.
Yeah, he can't understand why his mother isn't happy with the idea of being sent to a crappy nursing home so her autist son could rob her blind.
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He'll have been in jail for a year and a week by the time of his hearing. Hard to believe it's been that long already.
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Chris asks his fans to send him tons of money so he could use it to buy Legos convince his mom to leave the house to him.
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From now on, going forward is gonna be like:

"I'm transgender, I identify as female, my preferred pronouns are she/her."

"Oh, you mean like Chris-Chan?"
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Did Chris ever get into Funko Pops? Somehow, I could just as easily see him being either autistically addicted to them or a militant hater.
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I hope the 8th doesn't just result in a continuance. Now that the charge is a felony, they could potentially hold Chris for years before they get to trial.
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Chris also believe that if he writes a comment adressed to someone, the other person always will read it no matter what. That's how since hism imprisionment he has made come angry comments adressed to Null, who he now refers as "Judas" because according to Chris, he betrayed him when he exposed the bad things he had been doing to his mom since who knows how long.
Null was basically the only person willing to put up with Chris' autism and was genuinely trying to be a friend willing to help him to put his life on a good direction, but just like the average autist, Chris thinks that "Friend" means "Personal slave who always gives me free things and always says yes to everything I say" so he pushed him away and labeled him as a bad person the moment Null said "No" to him.

On the other hand, Kengle is an old cretin using Chris to get e-fame, but since he never says no to whatever bullshit Chris says or does, Chris allows him to stay around and profit from him.
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The sad thing is that during his college days Chris did exactly that when the principal tried to tell him that his grabby behavior towards female students wasn't going to be allowed there.
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Public college and a father who really tried to get sure his stupid son would have a way to sustain himself after he died.
Except that Chris hated college because nobody wanted to befriend him, he wasn't allowed to sleep through classes and he couldn't stand being alone, so rather than admiting his own bad behavior was the one repeling everyone he instead came up with his retarded attraction sign and girlfriend fishing plans, etc.
Eventually he was called to the principal's office for a scolding and he pretended that Sonichu was with him and later added the principal to his list of fictional enemies, etc. Some people say that Chris really did not graduate from college but instead the place gave him a pity diploma so he could finally leave and be a problem elsewhere.
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@Twiface
And it took Chris 5 years to finish a course that only takes 3 to complete, then he made an ass out of himself on his graduation ceremony because he hated the place and hated to not get the special awards and cheers he thought he deserved and to make it worse, he has never used his degree because he has refused to get any kind of job and lives off the free money he gets from his disability paycheck, e-begging and small thefts, including the money he swiped from his dad's credit card and his mom's bank account.

On a semi related note, turns out that Chris is facing a class 5 Felony case, which means that next Monday he could get up to 10 years on prison if he pisses off the jury hard enough.
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he has refused to get any kind of job

To be fair, he couldn't, even if he tried. The one and only job he ever held fired him after only a few weeks, he hasn't worked in twenty years, and now he's a sex offender.
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@Twiface
On derpibooru alone I saw people as dumb and creepy as him who still could hold a job for a reasonable amount of time before getting themselves fired. On the other hand, Chris is just lazy.
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