Ask the mods anything

@Zaknel  
Calendars are pretty cheap

@Acres  
Buthow do I get one?

@Acres  
I’ll say. Most of them don’t last more than a year.

If you’re posting here from an office, would that make it a post-office?
 
And what about post-apocalypse? Hardly anything gets sent with that!

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
#POSTMEMES has entered the chat!

How many pigs can you fit in a gerbil?

@Havoc  
How hard are you pushing?

@Officer Hotpants  
I’m using a hydraulic press.

@Havoc  
Nice.

@Havoc  
Around four from my own personal experience

Would you rather be stranded on an island with Ciaran or Wootmaster?

@Adan Druego  
I’d take my chance with the ocean

@Adan Druego  
There are easier ways to tell someone to drown themself.

@Acres @Officer Hotpants  
But if you attempt to drown you could just wake up to one of those two giving you mouth-to-mouth CPR… Then you’d be at risk of getting an STD!!
 
This island is your personal Hell, where the sweet embrace of death shall forever denied to you.
 
Ew, never mind. I’m sorry, I truly am.

I once woke up late at 7 AM. But by some crazy coincidence, my clock said it was 1:38 (it stopped working coincidentally at that time), and because of the sunlight I assumed it was 1:38 in the afternoon. So I wanted to just go back to sleep.
 
Was that wrong of me?

@Zaknel  
Sleep is never wrong.

Who’s this boot-man?
 
Does he creep out at night and wear a cape made of boots?

I got composite-toe workboots with rubber soles because I work in electrical and this seemed the safest option.
 
Was it a mistake?

National boot day is April 13th, why so early?

@Luzion  
Off-brand calendars.

@Luzion  
April is national boot month

@Luzion  
*Checks Your Calendar*
 
“Hecho En China”
 
Uh…?

@Luzion  
Boots day every day

@Havoc  
This is the way.

@Acres  

 
Oh, so this is gonna be a thing for the whole month?