Ask the mods anything

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
does gravel road fighters count?

Where’s the beef?

@Officer Hotpants  
It’s at Wendy’s place

@Acres  
Sir, this is a Ponybooru.

Was the booba big?

@Havoc  
Watermelon size

@Acres  
You mean these?
 

If you have seven derpi-pet users rummaging through a dumpster for likes and you shoo away four of those filthy beasts, how many derpi-pets are left?
 
Taken From: The Booru of Pony: Mathematics Level IX

Were you on drugs when everything turned purple?

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Better question, was a robot the reason everything turned purple?

Would it be cheaper to buy soda & rum than beer every night?

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ
 
Wouldn’t be cheaper, but it’ll taste a hell of a lot better.

Why is it that when I press a finger into my navel the tip of my penis tingles?  
And why did you just try it?  
Especially you, lady.

@Officer Hotpants  
Unicorns.

@Officer Hotpants
 
Erogenous zone
 
or a funny button

Do I have cancer?

@Havoc
 
you are the cancer
 
and gay

@2k.bb  
So I’m gonna live forever. Got it!

@Havoc  
Probably

@Havoc  
Nah. You’ll just get really, really fat until everything around you dies and takes you with it.

How do I import my gallery from DB?
 
What’s left of it, anyway.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
I’m not aware of anything that could do that automatically

How can I get a date?

Where can I find DerpiBooru’s deleted DNP images?

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
No idea