Ask the mods anything

thank god I left the mod team before they all came out as gay  
bifags rise up

@Luzion  
Ikr?

@Luzion  
There’s nothing gayer than a wishy-washy sexuality.

How many questions have each of you answered in this thread?

Less than 5 percent of the population is LGBT. Why is every mod team I see largely LGBT?

@Zaknel  
Pretty sure it’s larger than that in this day and age.
 
Also you have to be either a femboy or trans to be a programmer now, nerds swapped out their pocket protectors for striped thigh highs.

@2k.bb  
We call that “trading up”.

@Zaknel  
Mods are usually unemployed losers because that’s who has the most free time to waste on the internet.  
No Doreen, ‘Dog Walker’ is NOT a real profession.
 
 
But Ponybooru’s mods aren’t unemployed losers… right? You guys all have day jobs, right?

@Twiface  
I do

@Acres  

 
And do you, @Zaknel, take this stallion to be your lawfully wedded husband, ’till death do you apart?

@Twiface  
Screw you.

@Zaknel  
Is that an “I do” I hear?
 
Congratulations! @Acres, you may kiss the bride.

Do mods have pets?

@Havoc
 
Unfortunately, pets aren’t allowed in the workplace.
 
_{…ignore the 5 types of meows you’re hearing}

@2k.bb  
was…  
Was that a BARK?!?!?

@Havoc  
That was 2k.

@Havoc  
It was Acres. He’s really into pet play, apparently.

^:)

@Adan Druego
 
@Officer Hotpants  
Both are equally likely.

Do any of you live in cardboard boxes?

Mumble, Viber or Telegram: Which would you pick if you only were allowed to install one of them on a newly purchased Windows PC or Macintosh?

@Zaknel  
Napsack does.

@Absol95  
I don’t know what any of those are so none.

@Luzion  
you were saying my dude?

@Acres  
happy pride month