Vent Thread

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I don’t know, but I know they can’t be trusted. After you factor in how much they steal with various schemes, who knows where the number ends up.
 
@coolmaster43232  
He is big enough to be relatively safe. Not entirely… look at PewDiePie.
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I only know PewDiePie from a couple of Rucka Rucka Ali videos,and that one episode of South Park. I’ve been watching YouTube since,like,2009? Or longer? And I’ve never even seen a thumbnail of PewDiePie.
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Since creepypasta came up in the vent thread I guess I’ll vent. I liked it better back before creepypasta was genericided all to Hell. Now it’s just a scary story that was initially released online. They’re called “creepypasta” because they were copy/pasted around message boards and forums. It’s a play on copypasta. The deal used to be that people would post short, vague stories on message boards and forums and see how many people believed them. The reason most of them are written in the first person is because it used to be a game based on fooling the reader into thinking that the story was a real event that the poster had experienced. The first person perspective is just about the last element of the genre’s DNA left intact, but even that’s on the way out.
 
Once it got just a little bit more mainstream newer, worse writers tried their hand and the wheels really started coming off. I remember the two stories that really pulled the curtain back. God’s Mouth Cave and The Jackal. Both of them led to same response on every board I saw them posted to. “Wait… how did you write this if you died?” From then on the game was basically over and people in general cottoned on to the fact that these stories going around had been fiction.
 
Now the whole thing is this ecosystem full of named authors that get big for writing them, narrators who don’t even know why the things they read are called creepypasta in the first place and a whole zoo of terrible, made-for-children OC’s in the ___ the Killer mold.
 
And then there’s Slenderman,who isn’t even a creepypasta character to begin with. He got started on one of SA’s horror threads. That initial thread was incredible. Slenderman was built up over the course of several days to be a timeless eldritch entity that has appeared randomly throughout history. The artists in that thread wrote some really tense journal-style entries dating back to the middle ages, complete with manuscript art depicting Slenderman attacks. There were high effort photo stories involving people being pursued by a nondescript guy in a suit who slowly but subtly mutated through the story. It was actually really good. Then the Internet at large got hold of him. What did they do? Gave him tentacles and a predilection for children. Good job, Internet.
 
Now the only corner of the web where the old creepypasta spirit seems to exist is 4chan. Some of the horror greentexts are really high effort, going as far as including photos to try and sell the contents to the reader as true events.
 
I just don’t like seeing what’s happened. It used to be fun, being in on the joke and watching new readers believe their first creepypasta. Now we have people like Dr. Creepen running their own subreddits for people to write them stories to read. Those aren’t copypastas, they’re just stories.
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I’m sure we all got the good old chain letter ones of the ghost girl without the eyes coming to house and killing them if they didn’t send the message to 10 or more people.
 
@ANoobis  
I’ll have to agree on that a lot the stories aren’t that creepy anymore.
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Everyone says that my voice is good for narrations, but actually listening to it is so grating. Is that normal? Does listening to your own voice inherently have to be annoying?
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I don’t mind my own voice too much. I made a couple of videos and watched through them to make sure everything looked and sounded okay. Considering YouTube buries my stuff,I just started and I don’t have editing equipment,but still get a couple views my voice can’t be that bad. I sound sleepy.
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Ezekiel 33:11
I am trying to narrate my own CreepyPastas, and hopefully get some attention.
 
But I have such a hard time listening to myself on the recordings.
 
And I promised myself I would put in captions, so I am gonna have to do it AGAIN!
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I pissed all over a tags alias about 15 minutes ago and just spent the entire time panic fixing it.
 
I thought I fucked everything up
 
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I hate talking on the phone,and dread anytime I have to. I don’t like texting either. I like to talk when I feel like and I’ll write whatever I want whenever I feel like.  
Part of why I only just got a smartphone this year.
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I still don’t have a smartphone, but I’ll need to get one since everything is work remote. I would have probably gotten one by now if I didn’t break my toe and get stuck inside for almost two months. I got an old Samsung flip phone from August 2009, and it’s great except for the fact that it doesn’t have maps.
 
I talked to loads of people over the phone at my old job. It was exhausting. I used to do technical stuff when I first started and then I gradually became a receptionist.
 
I wrote a whole story about it here but there’s no point going into details. It started out good and then when they deputized me as receptionist and as damage control and told my career in the company had reached a dead end it became hell. I stayed a whole year extra out of desperation.
 
The pandemic gave me a convenient exit to the company and I haven’t looked back. That last year was sheer hell. I don’t mind hard work, but I do mind pointless and totally unnecessary work.
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I didn’t really ever need an internet capable phone before, because I live close to the library. I could just bike there and use the computer. Now it’s closed. Still. I don’t know when they’ll open back up. You can call and reserve books and some DVDs,but that’s it.
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