Vent Thread

aaaaaaaand back from the hospital.

@acres  
Back sounds good, yes?

@UrbanMysticDee  
Yeah it wasn’t anything horribly serious. I’m just in a lot pain.

@Luzion  
At least you didn’t call out Obama while you were doing it.
 
@acres  
Bet you won’t put that up there again.

@Officer Hotpants  
Nah that’s a good pain

@acres  
The warp overtaking your rectum? I tell you this from experience: a warped rectum is never a good thing.

@acres  
Pain is a mistress I’ve known too long. I’ve only found one thing that deals with it, but only for two hours and the comedown isn’t pleasant.

@Officer Hotpants  
Yeah I’d take that over what I went to the hospital for.

@Officer Hotpants  
My rectum is only capable of sublight travel.

My computer just locked up a bit ago for reasons unknown.

@coolmaster43232  
Sometimes computers are just stupid like that

@coolmaster43232  
It knows the reason, it chose not to tell you.

@acres  
Yup I know so I grab my 3ds to wait out.
 
 
@GarbageHorse  
Had a feeling it does.

@acres  
Rectumectomy?
 
@GarbageHorse  
You’re never going to reach the stars with a rectum like that.

@Officer Hotpants  
Elon Musk can help.

@GarbageHorse  
I’m not sure I’d trust solar power where the sun doesn’t shine.

Man fuck cops and their bullshit parking tickets. I was no where near the fire hydrant.

@acres  

@GarbageHorse  
 
Yeah. Baaaaaaaad.

@GarbageHorse  
Couldn’t even write “bastards”. What is this? Christian Antifa?
 
 
@Dex Stewart  
Man, I didn’t even notice the cop for, like 20 seconds.

@Officer Hotpants  
It is Christian Antifa.
 
Christian Weston Chandler Antifa.
 
SANIC

@GarbageHorse  
Let’s put every color in the background in no discernible pattern and make it as ugly as possible!

@GarbageHorse  
@UrbanMysticDee  
So, I know a similar term’s already taken but since the alphabet brigade have all those colorful flags, so, wouldn’t another term for them be “people of colors”…
 
Rainbow (alphabet) Soup
 
Oh! Rainbow Retconners - “No, you see, there were ALWAYS more than two genders like since dinosaurs and cave non-binary fluid individuals.”

@GarbageHorse  
The only bad cop is “out”.
 
“It’s okay, because they’re not related by blood.” - Damn Typical Japanese Cop Out!

@UrbanMysticDee  
But every color matters, as long as there is no white!
 
looks at flag
 
Damn.