Vent Thread
Officer Hotpants 
Moderator
Double-0 Negative
@UrbanMysticDee
Why would you pay someone to do something they naturally want to do?
Why would you pay someone to do something they naturally want to do?
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@Officer Hotpants
If you’re good at something never do it for free.
There’s a difference between a decent union job that’s 40 hours a week and has health benefits and sick pay, and a shit job that’s 50-60 hours a week, pays just over minimum wage, has no job security, and no health benefits so you’ll be losing money hand over fist having to pay for your own insurance because the Democratic People’s Republic of New Jersey* forces you to purchase insurance and it’s thousands of dollars a year, and they charge you a penalty that they are legally allowed to get away with (even though it’s unconstitutional) because they wave a magic bullshit wand and call it a “tax”, and five communist-appointed pricks in black medieval costumes nod their heads and agree and now it’s the “lawr” of the land and no one can question it.
If you want universal healthcare have universal healthcare. If you want a free market have a free market. Don’t have a quarter-assed solution where there’s a market but you force people at gunpoint to purchase insurance. That takes the worst aspects of both & puts them together.
*A Marxist-Leninist one-party state where it is perfectly legal to have sex with dogs as long as you can “prove” you’re not hurting them, but you can’t have a knife or pump your own gas because you’re a fucking retard who might put the pump in your mouth and drink the gas and die. It’s too expensive to live here unless you’re one of the Indian migrants who make up 40% of the population and all own pharmacies and make $80K+ a year, or are a welfare queen who shoots out six kids to collect gibs, but it’s too expensive to leave because everything is triple taxed.
If you’re good at something never do it for free.
There’s a difference between a decent union job that’s 40 hours a week and has health benefits and sick pay, and a shit job that’s 50-60 hours a week, pays just over minimum wage, has no job security, and no health benefits so you’ll be losing money hand over fist having to pay for your own insurance because the Democratic People’s Republic of New Jersey* forces you to purchase insurance and it’s thousands of dollars a year, and they charge you a penalty that they are legally allowed to get away with (even though it’s unconstitutional) because they wave a magic bullshit wand and call it a “tax”, and five communist-appointed pricks in black medieval costumes nod their heads and agree and now it’s the “lawr” of the land and no one can question it.
If you want universal healthcare have universal healthcare. If you want a free market have a free market. Don’t have a quarter-assed solution where there’s a market but you force people at gunpoint to purchase insurance. That takes the worst aspects of both & puts them together.
*A Marxist-Leninist one-party state where it is perfectly legal to have sex with dogs as long as you can “prove” you’re not hurting them, but you can’t have a knife or pump your own gas because you’re a fucking retard who might put the pump in your mouth and drink the gas and die. It’s too expensive to live here unless you’re one of the Indian migrants who make up 40% of the population and all own pharmacies and make $80K+ a year, or are a welfare queen who shoots out six kids to collect gibs, but it’s too expensive to leave because everything is triple taxed.
Officer Hotpants
Moderator
Double-0 Negative
@UrbanMysticDee
… how does New Jersey feel about horses?
… how does New Jersey feel about horses?
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@Officer Hotpants
Horses too. I don’t know if there were any restrictions as to what animals were off limits. I actually think they repealed that law just in 2017 but it was on the books for decades, maybe longer, and I always bring it up as an example of just how unrealistic and ass backwards this state is.
Like, you can own a gun, but you have to jump through hoops to actually get one, and pay federal, state, and local taxes on it, and you can’t bring it out of your house (how do you legally bring it home from the gun store in the first place? I guess you don’t tell anyone. 🤫) unless you have a valid hunting license and you can “prove” you’re going hunting, but they never state what actually constitutes proof, during the one week a year hunting “season”, and rich, gated community trust fund motherfuckers REEEE! and whinge “You’re mean for killing the excess deer that only exist because we demanded all the wolves and coyotes be exterminated and had all the woods chopped down to make room for our million dollar condoms that we “flip” to make even more money!” They don’t care that the deer will starve to death if their population isn’t controlled because they have no natural predators, they would rather animals suffer and die as long as it’s out of sight out of mind.
And you can’t use it in self-defense unless you can prove the criminal shot at you first because it’s illegal to use more force against an attacker than the exact same amount of force that they used against you or else they can press charges against you for using excessive force. So if a murderer comes into your house at night with a knife and is trying to stab you to death you can’t shoot him because that’s using more force than a knife, you just have to let yourself get murdered or you’re a felon and as a felon you can no longer own a gun, or vote, or get a meaningful job.
Horses too. I don’t know if there were any restrictions as to what animals were off limits. I actually think they repealed that law just in 2017 but it was on the books for decades, maybe longer, and I always bring it up as an example of just how unrealistic and ass backwards this state is.
Like, you can own a gun, but you have to jump through hoops to actually get one, and pay federal, state, and local taxes on it, and you can’t bring it out of your house (how do you legally bring it home from the gun store in the first place? I guess you don’t tell anyone. 🤫) unless you have a valid hunting license and you can “prove” you’re going hunting, but they never state what actually constitutes proof, during the one week a year hunting “season”, and rich, gated community trust fund motherfuckers REEEE! and whinge “You’re mean for killing the excess deer that only exist because we demanded all the wolves and coyotes be exterminated and had all the woods chopped down to make room for our million dollar condoms that we “flip” to make even more money!” They don’t care that the deer will starve to death if their population isn’t controlled because they have no natural predators, they would rather animals suffer and die as long as it’s out of sight out of mind.
And you can’t use it in self-defense unless you can prove the criminal shot at you first because it’s illegal to use more force against an attacker than the exact same amount of force that they used against you or else they can press charges against you for using excessive force. So if a murderer comes into your house at night with a knife and is trying to stab you to death you can’t shoot him because that’s using more force than a knife, you just have to let yourself get murdered or you’re a felon and as a felon you can no longer own a gun, or vote, or get a meaningful job.
Dex Stewart 
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@UrbanMysticDee
I’m not sure what gun laws are in NY. Everyone I know seems to have alot of guns,shoot everything and anything and they never get in trouble for it.
I’m not sure what gun laws are in NY. Everyone I know seems to have alot of guns,shoot everything and anything and they never get in trouble for it.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@Dex Stewart
If I was moving anywhere it would most likely be Kentucky so I can shoot off my deck. I’d hate to leave the ocean behind but all the coastal states are either in hurricane alley or are run by communists.
If I was moving anywhere it would most likely be Kentucky so I can shoot off my deck. I’d hate to leave the ocean behind but all the coastal states are either in hurricane alley or are run by communists.
Officer Hotpants
Moderator
Double-0 Negative
@UrbanMysticDee
Sometimes I wonder why we don’t just forcibly deport New Jersey to California and then manually detach the latter from the country.
Sometimes I wonder why we don’t just forcibly deport New Jersey to California and then manually detach the latter from the country.
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
@UrbanMysticDee
I’d like to live in Hawaii. I have a cousin who lives there.
I’d like to live in Hawaii. I have a cousin who lives there.
Officer Hotpants
Moderator
Double-0 Negative
@Dex Stewart
Not unless you’re rich as fuck, you wouldn’t.
Not unless you’re rich as fuck, you wouldn’t.
Zaknel
Ezekiel 33:11
Trying to narrate a story, and my stage freight gets me anxious to upload the video.
Acres 
@coolmaster43232
My parents went to Hawaii for their anniversary,and the first thing my dad said when he came back was that they had like 50 different kinds of spam.
My parents went to Hawaii for their anniversary,and the first thing my dad said when he came back was that they had like 50 different kinds of spam.
Dex Stewart
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
I’m jealous Hawaii got tokusatsu shows and the rest of the US didn’t. Read the subs,you bunch of babies.
This picture makes me want to cry.
This picture makes me want to cry.
Acres
@Dex Stewart
I bet its because Hawaii has a pretty high Japanese population and tourism that’s the reason the shows were shown there.
I bet its because Hawaii has a pretty high Japanese population and tourism that’s the reason the shows were shown there.