Useless Facts

@acres  
That was a really good idea.
 
One should never trust banks. They are not trustworthy.

@Officer Hotpants
 
@Aryanne
 
We did have 1 major problem though. When he passed away, he wasn’t very good at keeping records. We’re pretty sure there’s a couple thousand dollars still buried somewhere
 
||It’s like real life treasure hunt ||

@acres  
I hope you guys can find it.

@acres  
You could try a metal detector, I suppose. At the very least the lid should set it off.

@Aryanne  
He had over 248 acres of land. We’ve given up lol.

@acres  
I guess it’s gonna be one of those things that’s dug up by archaeologists in hundreds of years from now.

@Aryanne  
Future confederate money.

@Aryanne  
Either that or it’s gonna make one gopher very happy.

@acres  

@Officer Hotpants  
That was a good one.

@acres  
Saudi Arabia wasted all their country’s groundwater speculating on soybeans. Now they buy groundwater from America because we let them. I’d go tell them to pound sand. It’s not like they’ll run out of the stuff.

@acres  
It’s been a few months. I was due one.

One ejaculation can give you up to 3% of your dietary zinc for that day.

@acres  
1 adult human brain contains 100% of all the nutrients and calories needed for a day.

@UrbanMysticDee  
So that’s why zombies want them so bad…

In 1932 the Australian government declared a war on emus.
 
They lost.

The average tree can provide enough wood to make about 170000 pencils.

There’s a metal group named Okilly dokilly that is themed after ned flanders from the Simpsons.
 
They play heavy nedal  

@acres  
We Are Number One but it’s heavy metal and stars Ned Flanders.

@acres  
That better be true.

@Officer Hotpants  
It is.

@Officer Hotpants  
I take the utmost pride with my useless facts. usually cause I’m the only one who posts useless facts

Jeff Nimoy,head writer and voice of Tentomon in Digimon,is a relative of Leonard Nimoy.

@Havoc  
It’s beautiful.

If the sun were made of bananas, due the enormous pressure, it would still be just as hot.