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Zamasu
Contrary to popular belief: the Las Vegas Strip isn’t actually withing the city limits of Las Vegas (except for the Strat.) It’s actually in the unincorporated towns of Paradise and Winchester, Nevada.
Useless Facts
UrbanMysticDee 
Bae > Bay
Homer Simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Zuccerborg WAS human
Zuccerborg drinks water, because that’s something humans do
Zuccerborg eats dry toast
Zuccerborg’s knees bend forward when he ambulates with his canine because it’s 30% more efficient than just having knees bend backward
Zuccerborg keeps barbecue sauce on a shelf behind his desk
Twiface 
Public Relations
Princess of the Moon
This explains everything
Generation 3 synths are physically and mentally indistinguishable from ordinary humans, having lab-grown bodies of real human flesh, bones, and organs instead of plastic and metal.
However, they are not perfect duplicates and have a few key differences from humans that are not immediately obvious: synths do not age,[35] may or may not require sleep, and will not normally gain or lose weight (Mayor McDonough was specifically designed to be obese to match the human he replaced).[34]
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
There was a pizza from Pizza Hut called “Panormous” but they pronounced it “Pan-Normous” as if it had 2 n’s.
Twiface
Public Relations
Princess of the Moon
@UrbanMysticDee
Steiner couldn’t mobilize enough men. He wasn’t able to carry out his assault.
Steiner couldn’t mobilize enough men. He wasn’t able to carry out his assault.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
The DPRK has a missile called No Dong. Since the Respected Comrade Kim Jong Un is fluent in English, I have to believe he is in on the joke.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
When you’re on a submarine, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in there don’t react too well to bullets.
Twiface
Public Relations
Princess of the Moon
The 1670 charter of the Hudson’s Bay Company required them to pay ‘rent’ of two elk skins and two beaver skins every time the King of England or one of his heirs visited the territory known as Rupert’s Land. This ‘rent ceremony’ occurred four times, in or near Winnipeg:
1927 (the future Edward VIII, then the Prince of Wales)
1939 (George VI)
1959 (Elizabeth II)
1970 (Elizabeth II again)
1939 (George VI)
1959 (Elizabeth II)
1970 (Elizabeth II again)
After 1970, the HBC amended its charter, deleting the rent obligation in the process.
For the last rent ceremony, the beaver pelts were given as live beavers, which the Queen donated to the Winnipeg Zoo.
For the last rent ceremony, the beaver pelts were given as live beavers, which the Queen donated to the Winnipeg Zoo.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
EXTREMELY USEFUL FACT
YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE JIM CARROLL’S FRIEND. ALL HIS FRIENDS DIED. HORRIBLY. IT’S LIKE IF FINAL DESTINATION WAS A PERSON.
Just look at his face. It’s like death took a holiday, didn’t like it, came back pissed, and became Super Death.
Twiface
Public Relations
Princess of the Moon
Jimmy John’s is named after a man named Jimmy John.
Okay, well, James John Liautaud, but you get the point.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Doritos make mice invisible
@Twiface
I don’t trust people who smile like the Terminator
I don’t trust people who smile like the Terminator
BikerDash
It’s a scientific fact that bad guys with twice as many holes in them are only half as dangerous.
So go buy a binary trigger today! Your AR-15 will thank you.
So go buy a binary trigger today! Your AR-15 will thank you.
Color Anon 
Distant banjo noise
@UrbanMysticDee
Poor people have better things to feel scared about to be worried about ghosts. Plus, if the ghost is powerful enough to make noises and move objects, the poor people will ask the ghosts to work and help around the house to cover for their own share of the bills if they want to keep sharing the house.
Poor people have better things to feel scared about to be worried about ghosts. Plus, if the ghost is powerful enough to make noises and move objects, the poor people will ask the ghosts to work and help around the house to cover for their own share of the bills if they want to keep sharing the house.
ANoobis 
Ghibelline Omnipotens
Big Ben is only the name of the bell attached to the Great Clock of Westminster. The clock tower didn’t have a real name until 2012, when it was named Elizabeth Tower. Before that, it was just called the Clock Tower.