Useless Facts

UrbanMysticDee
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Facebook doesn’t care if you show pictures of real people being murdered and decapitated up for 8 years but if you post something about how homegrown produce is healthier than store bought produce you instantly get slapped with a community guidelines warning on hate speech.
BikerDash
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Facebook doesn’t care if you show pictures of real people being murdered and decapitated up for 8 years but if you post something about how homegrown produce is healthier than store bought produce you instantly get slapped with a community guidelines warning on hate speech.
⬆️ THE TRUTH!
UrbanMysticDee
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Today is Albert Einstein’s birthday. He was one of the most famous scientists who ever lived, and he had a genetic disease called Uncombable Hair Syndrome that caused his hair to grow like this:
Today is also the day the Phoenix Lights were seen in 1997. The Air Force sent up some planes to drop flares several hours later to “deboonk” the lights.
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It’s Pi Day, Pi Day
Gotta get down on Pi Day
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Pi Day, Pi Day
Gettin’ down on Pi Day
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend (To the weekend)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend
UrbanMysticDee
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According to Ancient Astronaut Theory Leonardo da Vinci was an alien. If you take his paintings and manipulate them with computers you can morph the human figures into aliens. That proves he was an alien and he was encoding secret messages in his paintings. He couldn’t come out and admit he was an alien because being an alien was illegal at the time.
According to Ancient Astronaut Theory the world is going to end in 2012.
According to Ancient Astronaut Theory dinosaurs were killed by aliens because they weren’t efficient at mining gold. Aliens need gold to replenish their atmosphere, which is lacking gold, so they engineered humans to mine gold for them.
According to Ancient Astronaut Theory diseases are caused by aliens that look like giant skeletons killing humans with “plague scythes”.
According to Ancient Astronaut Theory everything that has ever been invented was invented by aliens.
According to Ancient Astronaut Theory aliens fly around in 1950s style rockets and wear 1950s style space suits, except when they don’t.
According to Ancient Astronaut Theory every monument that has ever been built was built by aliens.
According to Ancient Astronaut Theory Nostradamus was an alien. That’s how he knew the world will end in 2012.
According to Ancient Astronaut Theory the United States was founded by aliens.
According to Ancient Astronaut Theory cowboys fought aliens. We didn’t know that happened until after they made that movie.
According to Ancient Astronaut Theory such a thing is possible.
According to Ancient Astronaut Theory the ground plan for Washington DC was designed by aliens to encode secret messages that reveal the existence of aliens.
According to Ancient Astronaut Theory dragons are alien ships. People thought they were breathing fire but it was really rocket exhaust, because sometimes aliens have saucer-shaped vehicles that can do impossible things with no form of propulsion and other times they need 1950s style chemical rockets.
According to Ancient Astronaut Theory Lao Tzu was an alien. That’s how he lived 900 years.
According to Ancient Astronaut Theory the Nazis were working with aliens. That’s how they developed all their wunderwaffe. But the Nazis displeased the aliens so the aliens switched sides in the war and that’s why the allies won.
According to Ancient Astronaut Theory Thomas Edison and Nicola Tesla were aliens. So were Beethoven and Mozart.
According to Ancient Astronaut Theory humans are incapable of doing anything. Everything that’s ever been accomplished ever was done by aliens.
According to Ancient Astronaut Theory you can make shit up and call it a theory if you have crazy enough hair.
Twiface
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According to Ancient Astronaut Theory aliens fly around in 1950s style rockets and wear 1950s style space suits, except when they don’t.
Bullshit. Everybody knows that the thetans were brought to Earth in these things.
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The Socialist Unity Party of Germany was dissolved in 1989.
However, its youth wing, the Free German Youth, nominally continues to exist as a small pro-GDR marxist-leninist organisation.
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The guy that played Ron Weasley’s dad was a voice actor on Power Rangers twice, almost five years apart.
I’ve now found out that the wiki and various other sources may have been wrong and the Mark Williams who voiced these two random monsters may have actually been this dude:

Mark Williams is a pretty common name, so much more likely this NZ guy just has poorly curated credits than a British actor happened to be in NZ a couple times and at the same time did some Power Rangers voices.
Twiface
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A stallion’s penis is three times (or more!) larger than yours.
Even pigs and ducks got you beat.
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