Random Nonsense Thread

For over a year I thought the asshole neighbor cunt wife went outside all crazy hours of the night and said something that sounded like “ha” and turned the porch light on.

Nope. I was outside when the snow melted and I heard the voice clear as day. It’s a female robot voice that says “Hi”. It’s motion activated. The light comes on and the voice speaks every time the cat sets off the motion detector.

For over a year I thought the wife just never slept because the light would come on and the voice would play like every other hour throughout the night and all this time it’s the cat.

When you think about it, what’s the utility of an alarm that gets set off 20 times a day by a cat? That’s just as bad as the other motion detector that turns the stadium lights on every time the wind blows the trees.

And either these people were robbed by the people who installed the alarm, because they were robbed a couple days later, or they committed insurance fraud because someone “broke into” the house, knew exactly where to go, “stole” a few specific pieces of jewelry, and then left within minutes without taking anything else of value. That’s fishy as hell.

Two Asses!

Two Asses!

Dragons.

@Havoc
Dragons, That Are Half Memes.

I cook my brack eyed peas whire the brack guy pees. Prease wear a brack tie, prease. I terr the brack guy “peace”.

Walking with Dinosaurs the movie 2: the lost dragons is an animated live-action sequel to the movie Walking with Dinosaurs, released in November 12, 2023, and released for DVD in February 26, 2024. It is 300 minutes long.

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I have two cans of stew.

One is “beef stew”. It is made from beef.
The other is “irish stew”. Is it made from irish people?

If you drink beer, you will be.

If you drink wine, you will whine.

@Fleur de Lis
If we follow the logic of the first sentence then you’ll find drinking wine makes you wii.

The lady who wore the Raspberry Beret in the song by Prince was named “Cynthia.”

Havock Jumpscare!

LET’S GET RETARDED!1

When you see something extremely funny but can’t give a like because the FBI is watching