Random Nonsense Thread

This is America
Don’t catch you slippin’ now
Don’t catch you slippin’ now
Look what I’m whippin’ now

Old People Having Sex commercial

Let’s not waste time
Take this slow
We’ve got miles behind us
With miles to go
Let’s break this down
Too simple is true
You may die as one
Will always be better than two

The old people having sex song is a real song, not just something made for the commercial! My lyrics are better than the real ones.

I just found out Dilarus said 2 months ago he was gonna delete his Twitter. He hasn’t said anything since then, but his Twitter is still up.

@Zaknel
Whenever anyone says they’ll quit the internet, they never do,

@Twiface
It’s the same kind of people who claim they will cut or kill themselves if they don’t get things their way, and then they never do good on their threats.

The baboon cocoon a racoon!

PIKACHAD

China had to give up on facial recognition because everyone there looks the same.

@UrbanMysticDee

You know that $50k video that dropped a while ago?

It’s pretty alright, even archived at sub-SD quality.

“1 x 1 makes sense, because that’s like saying that a North American times a North American equals a North American. But saying -1 x -1 = 1 is like saying a South American times a South American equals a North American.”

That chick in that song is only beautiful because she doesn’t know that she’s beautiful. If she ever hears that song she’ll find out that she’s beautiful and will instantly turn ugly because her ignorance of her own beauty is the only thing that makes her beautiful.

We need free VR cat petting simulator with a special glove so it really feels like you’re petting the cats, and we need it now.

@UrbanMysticDee
How about Stray?

’tis only a flesh wound

Cows don’t look like cows on film, you got to use horses.