Random Nonsense Thread

@Color Anon
the fuck am I reading?

@UrbanMysticDee
Random nonsense would be my first guess

Fake Viagra called Xiagra. Let’s look at the ingredients.

Shilajit - biproduct of plant decomposition, contains fulvic acid which is being investigated as a treatment for Alzheimer’s

Monoatomic gold - inert metal (coloring?)

Ash of silver - inert metal (coloring?)

Elettaria cardamom - spice, much less than used in normal cooking

asparagus racemosus - woody plant used to treat a whole ton of unrelated health issues (HIV, diabetes, lactation problems, antioxidant, etc.) probably as a placebo

monoatomic iron - essential trace metal; 40 mg is a lot, but another ingredient contains l-DOPA which decreases iron absorption, so this might be to counteract the side effects of the other ingredient

epimedium - PDE5 inhibitor (weak) vasodialator

pistachio lentiscus - edible seed, good source of several essential vitamins and minerals; can reduce blood pressure and cholesterol levels, and can also treat hangovers

mimosa podia - ornimental plant, sometimes a weed species in agriculture; very mildly toxic in doses so low it shouldn’t affect humans, sometimes used to treat hemorroids and urinary infections; traditional use is also decreases female fertility, so I guess men are supposed to take it as birth control somehow?

myristica fragrant - spice, may cause intoxication, delirium, confusion, hallucinations at higher doses, also used to cause abortions at higher doses, so it’s another ingredient I’m surprised is in fake viagra

cloves - spice, clove oil is sometimes used as a topical analgesic

saffron - spice and coloring

mucuna pruirient - bean, used in itching powder, contains high amounts of l-DOPA which is converted to dopamine in the brain

maltodextrin - added to food products for texture

chlorophytum borivilianum - endangered leaf vegetable, traditional aphrodesiac that is poorly studied

In all it contains some useful vitamins and minerals and a drug that might help with erections, it also contains several ingredients that don’t seem to do anything, and a couple of birth control ingredients, so I guess you take this if you want to have sex but don’t want to have kids. It’s probably harmless, probably mildly effective, but to be honest you can get generic Viagra for $2 per pill, where as this is close to $5 per pill and it’s not anywhere near as effective, so you’re paying more for a crappier product.

Nice to see you guys taking this seriously.

@Zaknel
PFPs???

@BikerDash
Profile pictures.

@Havoc
foalcon lovers when they see the CMC:

@UrbanMysticDee
Shrek when he hears people ship him with Shadow the Hedgehog:

On both the Wave Road and in the Real World
I looked up at the sky, and I felt so alone

I wanted a connection, but I didn’t really try
I was afraid to be lied to, so I never got close
I buried away the loneliness deep down inside
And I just kept on singing

Until starlight shined on me
And touched my heart

That was the day I met you
I was shaking and crying
When you found me, shooting star

You guide me through darkness
Your smile fills my heart
Shooting star
You guide me through darkness

I’m empowered by that smile
There’s nothing to be afraid of
Don’t look back! Always look forward!
And grab the light!

I was shaking and crying
When you found me, shooting star

You guide me through darkness
Your smile fills my heart
Shooting star
You guide me through darkness

On both the Wave Road and in the Real World
I looked up at the sky, and I felt so alone

I wanted a connection, but I didn’t really try
I was afraid to be lied to, so I never got close
I buried away the loneliness deep down inside
And I just kept on singing

I had a dream that I reported someone on here. So when I saw the audit log, I went to see if my report was followed up on. Then I remembered that it was just a dream.

@Zaknel
I was just reading through the Mod Log and looking at some of the ridiculous reports filed, when suddenly I was like,

@Zaknel
I had a dream where I bought something from a street vendor and he didn’t give me change and when I woke up I found the exact change I was owed lying in the middle of the street.

Recently got a 3-day ban from 4chan’s /vr/ board.
Said post was made in a thread that is for retro handhelds and their peripherals, as well as handhelds that were made after the start of the 21st century, but can do emulation of games made for retro console games and also retro handheld systems. Here is the offending post that either a mod or a Janitor saw and deemed to be “off-topic”.

Hi. I am, in fact, Alive. And it’s all your problems.