Random Nonsense Thread

@Officer Hotpants  
It’s a show that looks and sounds far, far more stupid then it really is.

HIPPITY HOPPITY GET OFF MY PROPERTY

Lesbians!

Star Trek: Nemesis sucks because Shinzon literally did nothing wrong. He wanted to free his people but he’s treated as the designated villain because he opposes Picard, who supports the status quo and is a horrible captain who makes suicidal bad decisions regularly but always gets a pass because it’s his show.

I wish I could buy a bag of nothing.

@Havoc  
you can at least buy half a bag of nothing.

@Dex Stewart  
True.

@Dex Stewart  
It’s not half nothing, it’s half nitrogen. The nitrogen keeps the chips fresher longer by displacing oxygen and moisture that would turn them stale.
 
They sell kits for preserving your whisky with nitrogen, so you can keep the really good bottles for decades after you open them.

@UrbanMysticDee  

@UrbanMysticDee  
No man that has to be guilted into preventing the extinction of a sapient species that he’s in a position to immediately save at very little trouble to himself is a good man.

@Officer Hotpants  
Explain this to me like it’s 3 in the morning and I’m trying to keep up with a viral twitter battle I started.

@UrbanMysticDee  
It’s been years but as I recall, there’s some planet that’s tearing itself apart and about to pop. There’s a civilized species living on it who are going to die with the planet unless someone helps them but Picard doesn’t want to because of every space socialist’s favorite dumbfuck law, the prime directive. In order to avoid impacting their future development, he wants to leave them to go extinct on a world that is literally falling apart. I’m talking mass volcanic eruptions and global earthquakes. It takes Data forcing him and some of the others to listen to a scared shitless kid on the radio to make him get off his space ass and take five minutes to help save a species from extinction.

Oh, the Star Trek thing. Yeah. You’re saying Picard is an ass, right?

@UrbanMysticDee  
Yeah. I enjoy him more than TV Kirk, generally speaking, but then again we didn’t really get nearly as much of TV Kirk.
 
I wish we’d had more of movie Kirk. Those movies were awesome, for the most part.

May I interest anyone here our finest product, The Small Companion Horse™?  

@WapaMario63  

@WapaMario63  
Gimme. Now. Or you DIE!

@Officer Hotpants  
Your “whole stock” order has arrived my good sir.  

 
@Havoc  
Sadly someone else has bought our current entire stock, check again next week.

@WapaMario63  
I’m a man of my word. * snaps ya neeeck *

@WapaMario63  
I would like to preorder next week’s entire stock.

@Zaknel  
Too late. Their dead.

@WapaMario63  
That’s all? Oh well. It’ll suffice.

Is Gary Busey for real crazy or is he just acting?