Random Nonsense Thread

@GarbageHorse  
Hmmmmmm.

I think I’m going to start using the random image button a lot more.

@Havoc  
I only ever click that by accident.

@Officer Hotpants  
But there’s so many images!

@Dex Stewart  
Man, I miss when that guy was the stereotypical far leftist.

Bruce Wayne won’t execute the murderer because compassion is what separates him from the criminals, but he’s perfectly willing to blow up the League’s headquarters, killing scores of men and almost certainly the murderer with them, just to make a point.

@UrbanMysticDee  
 
Or to keep things dark,  

@UrbanMysticDee  
Wait. What happened?
 
@Dex Stewart  
I can’t argue with math.

@Officer Hotpants  
This

@UrbanMysticDee  
Ohhh, the League of Shadows. I thought you meant the Justice League.

How many cops did Batman kill, directly or indirectly, rescuing Rachel? Driving over cop cars? Blowing them up, crashing them into the concrete median? For a guy who claims not to kill he sure places a ton of people in situations that are super easy to die.
 
Batman is a fucking rules lawyer. “He” doesn’t “kill” people, the sudden stop at the end of the fall does.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Oops. Wrong thread. You were the last post in both.
 
And yeah. Batman has let thousands of people die in order to avoid killing one. Specifically the one killing those thousands, no less. I love Batman in general but that part always irked the fuck out of me.

Willard Mitt Romney knocked on my door 15 years ago. He handed me a copy of the WatchTower and pushed past me to enter my kitchen.  
Without asking permission, he opened my refrigerator and started saying. “What’s the frequency Kenneth?” Laughing at me and putting his fingers into a jar of marmalade he kept repeating the same thing even after I explained that I was not Kenneth and I wanted him to leave.  
Willard Mitt Romney then screamed, kicked my table over, and sat on the floor. I tried to drag him out of the house, but he grabbed a chair and wedged himself in the kitchen doorway.  
Willard Mitt Romney then completely stopped moving and I thought he died. Suddenly he jumped to his feet and ran back to my refrigerator.  
Willard Mitt Romney then swept the top shelf clear, opened the freezer and shouted “Ice Ice baby” as he threw ice cubes into the refrigerator.  
“Come back, Jack, come back,” shouted Willard Mitt Romney. He then sang the theme to Titanic and kept laughing.  
When the police finally arrived Willard Mitt Romney took off his pants and said “Magic magic moroni magic” spun in a circle and collapsed.  
still voting for Trump

@UrbanMysticDee  
Or you could write in Bernie Sanders.

@Dex Stewart  

@UrbanMysticDee  
Better than guaranteed shit.  
Wallwallwallwallwallwall

@UrbanMysticDee  
Yeah. Mormons will do that. That’s why we invented those little door chains. Well, that’s why we eventually invented those little door chains. Originally we bred & released the Jehovah’s Witnesses into their environment in the hopes that they’d wipe each other out. Didn’t work out. Like, at all. Honestly a huge mistake.

Most women are not into straight shota. I would like to change their minds with this straight shota picture:
 

@Anonymous #6A1E  
I don’t get it.

The one on the top right is Urkel. The left picture is an Arabic word.

@Officer Hotpants  
How bout this?  

@Anonymous #6A1E  
I know who Urkel is. Is the other part I don’t get.

@Officer Hotpants  
It says Allah in Arabic. I don’t get the joke either.