Willard Mitt Romney knocked on my door 15 years ago. He handed me a copy of the WatchTower and pushed past me to enter my kitchen.
Without asking permission, he opened my refrigerator and started saying. “What’s the frequency Kenneth?” Laughing at me and putting his fingers into a jar of marmalade he kept repeating the same thing even after I explained that I was not Kenneth and I wanted him to leave.
Willard Mitt Romney then screamed, kicked my table over, and sat on the floor. I tried to drag him out of the house, but he grabbed a chair and wedged himself in the kitchen doorway.
Willard Mitt Romney then completely stopped moving and I thought he died. Suddenly he jumped to his feet and ran back to my refrigerator.
Willard Mitt Romney then swept the top shelf clear, opened the freezer and shouted “Ice Ice baby” as he threw ice cubes into the refrigerator.
“Come back, Jack, come back,” shouted Willard Mitt Romney. He then sang the theme to Titanic and kept laughing.
When the police finally arrived Willard Mitt Romney took off his pants and said “Magic magic moroni magic” spun in a circle and collapsed.
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