Random Nonsense Thread
UrbanMysticDee 
Bae > Bay
Darts, or däats as the British call it, is nine times more athletic than American basketball.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Movie: has enemies
Jocko: “this is unrealistic, i would’ve taken them out already”
Jocko: gets hit by a bullet
Also jocko: Thats pretty unrealistic
Bullet: apologizes and flies back to the rifle it came out of
When Jocko shoots a rifle he doesn’t pull the trigger the bullets leave the rifle out of respect
If you spell “Jocko Willink” in scrabble, you automatically win.
When Jocko was being born, the first thing that came out was suppressive fire.
When Jocko was born the doctor said “it’s a man”
When Jocko turned 18, his parents moved out of the house.
When Jocko left for college, he said to his dad “You’re the man of the house now”
Jocko went to the Virgin Islands. Now they’re just called the Islands.
Jocko wears sunglasses to protect the sun.
when he was in school, the principle got called into Jockos office.
Jocko: “this is unrealistic, i would’ve taken them out already”
Jocko: gets hit by a bullet
Also jocko: Thats pretty unrealistic
Bullet: apologizes and flies back to the rifle it came out of
When Jocko shoots a rifle he doesn’t pull the trigger the bullets leave the rifle out of respect
If you spell “Jocko Willink” in scrabble, you automatically win.
When Jocko was being born, the first thing that came out was suppressive fire.
When Jocko was born the doctor said “it’s a man”
When Jocko turned 18, his parents moved out of the house.
When Jocko left for college, he said to his dad “You’re the man of the house now”
Jocko went to the Virgin Islands. Now they’re just called the Islands.
Jocko wears sunglasses to protect the sun.
when he was in school, the principle got called into Jockos office.
Acres 
Don’t let the new year make you forget the things that really matter.
Always remember, it’s been 20 years and we still don’t know who let the dogs out.
Always remember, it’s been 20 years and we still don’t know who let the dogs out.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
Watching videos at 1.75x is too slow, watching videos at 2x is too fast. Youtube needs to come up with something in between.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
The postman is on drugs. He’s zig-zagging around the neighborhood, driving from house to house in random order, delivering individual pieces of mail.
It’s 54 degrees, I was out without a jacket, it’s not cold. And he looks like he can use the exercise, so there’s no excuse.
I know he’s on drugs because I live next door to a literal crack shack and I saw him buy drugs from the dealer while driving the official mail truck.
He’s the motherfucker who jumped on my steps and broke them.
It’s 54 degrees, I was out without a jacket, it’s not cold. And he looks like he can use the exercise, so there’s no excuse.
I know he’s on drugs because I live next door to a literal crack shack and I saw him buy drugs from the dealer while driving the official mail truck.
He’s the motherfucker who jumped on my steps and broke them.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
According to low-T randos on Bitchute I’m both a Jesuit and a crypto Jew even though the two are antithetical to one another.
Anonymous #6A1E
@UrbanMysticDee
Jesuits and Jews are indeed not the same. However, they are not inherently incompatible with one another. The Jesuit order dos not, nor ever has had any actual qualms with folks who hail from Jewish backgrounds being members.Its called being sly and cunning in one’s ways. Also, being A Jew is more than just something that has to do with faith.
Jesuits and Jews are indeed not the same. However, they are not inherently incompatible with one another. The Jesuit order dos not, nor ever has had any actual qualms with folks who hail from Jewish backgrounds being members.Its called being sly and cunning in one’s ways. Also, being A Jew is more than just something that has to do with faith.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@Anonymous #6A1E
People with any Jewish ancestry up to 5 generations were explicitly banned for 3/4 of the organization’s existence (1593-1946). Once the explicit ban was lifted advice was given to still be careful of the ancestry of who is admitted.
People with any Jewish ancestry up to 5 generations were explicitly banned for 3/4 of the organization’s existence (1593-1946). Once the explicit ban was lifted advice was given to still be careful of the ancestry of who is admitted.
