Random Nonsense Thread

 
@Officer Hotpants
 
Finally admitting your furry side eh? What would cadance think?

I probably said this already, but I just find it amusing. There was this music video, I don’t remember the song, it was totally unremarkable except for the background “dancers”. I can only imagine what the casting call for that video was, it had to be something like “Sit around looking bored and listless while the talent cavorts around like someone having a seizure.” None of the people in the background moved during the whole video. I thought that was funny.

The Airbnb logo kind of looks like boobs

@UrbanMysticDee  
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Dogs.

@acres  
And it did. So much cum…

When I got my first gas mask.  

@GasMaskGuy98  
How many gas masks do you own?

@acres  
How many gas masks do you own?  
Yes.

Gas masks that look like Spy VS Spy  

I don’t make too many element jokes cause the good ones argon.
 
What do you do with dead scientists? Barium
 
When sodium hit chlorine, what was he charged with? Assault
 
Did you like the last pun? I slapped my neon that one.
 
What’s a policeman’s favorite element? Copper
 
Do you have 11 protons? Cause you are sodium fine.

While it’s fun seeing Jackie Chan beat the crap out of people in The Foreigner (and it’s doubly rewarding that they actually make reference to the book and refer to him as “the Chinaman” throughout the movie), ultimately the mob boss would have found the people who killed his daughter and killed them for disobeying his direct order a lot sooner had Jackie Chan not spent the entire movie beating up the mob boss’s men.

I’m just gonna say this.
 
It’s COVID-19’s birthday today, and none of you said happy birthday.

@acres  

@acres  
Who cares about The Rona. Greta Thunberg’s birthday is in 46 days. That’s what’s important.

What does a CBT enthusiast say after getting home from a hard day at work?
 
Time to hit sack

Why is it that men age more gracefully than women? Old men look less old than old women, on average, from what I’ve seen.

@UrbanMysticDee  
In my family women tend to age well,and men aren’t bald. Lately we have a weight problem though.

@Dex Stewart  
The whole world has a weight problem for some reason. I don’t understand it. Everyone is fucking fat for some reason.
 
I’ve had leftists once argue with me that the first law of thermodynamics doesn’t exist and that you can somehow get mass out of nothing. Allegedly if you eat 400 calories of sugar a day and NOTHING ELSE you’ll get fat even though your body uses four times that much energy a day just to exist. Somehow a body that eats starvation rations of pure sugar is able to make mass appear out of nothing.