Random Nonsense Thread

Aids.

Orange

Pie.

Aids pie laced with oranges.

@Havoc  
Yummy.

@acres  
But it’s laced with the deadly virus of oranges!

@Havoc  
Pool’s closed due to AIDS pie laced with oranges.

@Fleur de Lis  
Just one pie, mind you.  
That’s just how bad it really is.

@Havoc  
It’s high time someone murders this evil fruit.
 

I remember when The Babylon Bee was satire. Now it’s the most accurate news network.

@Havoc  
extra yummy

@acres  
You are a madman!

Spectralon is the whitest material in the universe. That must mean it’s also the most racist material in the universe.

Lucy Hale has a lot of eyebrows.

@acres  
Racism is a fine profession!

@acres  
And that’s one reason why I didn’t go to college, Jerry.

QUICK! Dance off!

In the time that it has taken you to read this, my associates have planted chips in you that are going to reporgram your brain to do my bidding.