Random fact about yourself

@Officer Hotpants  
Nope. These are literal worms. albeit giant, prehistoric and meat eating, but still merely worms.

@Officer Hotpants  
Sometimes the springs can get damaged from metal fatigue and then the lock doesn’t work properly.

I cut my hair when it starts getting in the way, usually twice a year. It’s that time again so the first free day I get I’ll cut it.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Does the key reliably work?

@Officer Hotpants  
I don’t know where the key is, the only way to open it is by picking.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Oh. Well then I guess there’s no telling if it’s super good or super fucked.

@Officer Hotpants  
If it’s pickible, it’s fucked.

@Havoc  
Frankly I don’t care for what you’re implying about my nose.

@Officer Hotpants  
Nose vore is real.
 
Don’t fear, I hate it too.

@Havoc  
 
Technically,it’s called nasal Vore.

@Havoc  
I mean, virtually any lock is pickable given enough time, experience, and the right tools.

I’m actually trying to learn how to bake.

@Acres  
Hold up! Weren’t you taught how to bake as you grew up?  

@TheGamerPainter  
A little by my late grandma, but I haven’t really done it substantially in a couple years.
 
I’m not talking like cookies or brownies, like real baking. bread, cake, and other stuff.

@TheGamerPainter  
I’m 25 and have no idea how to bake. I also despise cooking.

I can make homemade pizza.

@Acres  
I actually am not good at the first step of baking:  
Cracking an egg.  
I get the shell in the mix everytime…

@TheGamerPainter  
There’s nothing wrong with eating eggshells. It’s a very good source of calcium and the heat from baking will kill any bacteria that may be present. If the pieces are small enough I usually leave them in.

Me when I bake:  

When I got glasses I noticed that trees have leaves. I had heard about leaves before but had never actually seen one for real before except on the ground.

I’m not actually a pink horse.

@Officer Hotpants  
I’m not actually an alien prince.

I’ve never learned to ride a bike

Neither Limestone or Smolder are my ‘waifu’.

I use private mode when going on here when I’m on my PC so my parents don’t know I like My Little Pony. They know the name but not the show.