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Anonymous #FA18
i express words of support (to anarchists and to escapees and deserters) and say that liberals are shit, the quirky snakes that sit on two chairs, American bitch Kamalara even was spotted standing besides a communist banner, as noted by Veller, and Russians are generally a bio-garbage underman underbacterial form of life. For example, you look at Russians who outwardly look like liberals, and then suddenly it turns out that they are a mixture of Russian beliefs and pro-Communist hints from Putin, and this can affect absolutely any Russian, for example the scum chemists like Thosoi (Thoisoi2 - Chemical Experiments!), which sells communist T-shirts, and even Russian archaeologists who went to bow to the communist swine Goblin and many role-players and Russian-pig immigrants, and that is, in general, all categories of Russians - they are all biogarbage. Rusopigs are half-breeds who call themselves Russians,and heirs of Rurik and the Etruscans, imitate, and copy what Putin’s propagandists say, following their behest - don’t think yourself (dont use your brain), the others (the authorities) will think for you. The Russians were spawned out for one purpose - to kill. This is generally a non-human form of life! Even their furries and bronies support communism and Putin. There is no need to listen to Russian. They need to be silenced, deceived, poisoned. And liberals can only build a mathematical bureaucratic system for getting money for themselves and be a false opposition. They go to an expensive college and they are taught there how to be dependent on the import , to raise rent prices and unnatural laws such as various fines and taxes on everything.
RavenandWritingDesk
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Trump is the biggest Putin dicksuck alive and has publicly stated numerous times he intends to abandon Ukraine to Russia because he is afraid of their military might.
All of Trump’s most vocal supporters were revealed by the DOJ to be funded by a Russian shell company.
Trump is a useful idiot of the Russian Strategy who’s goal is to convince everyone that everything is shit, because if everything is shit than it doesn’t matter how awful Russia’s actions are because everyone else is just as bad.
Anondroid

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Trump is a useful idiot of the Russian Strategy who’s goal is to convince everyone that everything is shit, because if everything is shit than it doesn’t matter how awful Russia’s actions are because everyone else is just as bad.
Everything is shit, though. Isn’t that pretty much the raison d’etre for this thread?
UrbanMysticDee
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
When Gerald Ford was in WW2 and had a full head of luxurious hair he was a beefcake. As President, after he became bald, he looked like a goof. It’s like he was a totally different person.
Anondroid

New and Semi-Improved
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Trump isn’t part of the ‘religious right’ (which doesn’t really exist anyway, but whatever). When he was president the last time, he had an opportunity to put the queers and trannies back in their place, and he did basically nothing. Trump being Trump and all that, I can’t think of any reasons why he would attempt to govern differently this time around. So I think you can relax.
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Zamasu
@Anondroid
>Religious Right doesn’t exist.
Then explain why Roe v. Wade was overturned and why Reps always frame abortion as a morality issue rather than a healthcare issue.
Bush Jr. would often invoke God and religion when people criticized his decision to invade Iraq…even when nobody wanted to fight two wars at the same time.
Oh and let me tell you a story about how Governor Spencer Cox of Utah told people to pray for rain to combat the state’s drought.
UrbanMysticDee
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Barring major shenanigans Trump has won the election. Even if Harris gets all the remaining states (no way Alaska will flip) Trump still wins.
Twiface
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Princess of the Moon
RealClearPolitics has Trump/Vance at 270 with a narrow win in Pennsylvania.
He’s already finished his victory speech
Anonymous #FA18
I love CO2. I don’t mind co2. I don’t mind natural law like hunting. Kill greenpeace faggots! Close them all in a room and poison them with chlorine. These antihumans said cows generate too much co2. a fucking sect spawned by geezers from colleges. Liberals try to give them power.
RavenandWritingDesk
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Though I will say, I am fucking laughing my ass off at all the pinched faced women that think hair dye makes you bisexual wandering around confused saying “but we ran a perfect campaign” after going around being the most unlikable and hostile, sour knickered cunts for the past decade.
No Marisha, you have done nothing but make it as hard to vote for your candidate as possible and now you lost to a terminally online insane coke head. Maybe the next time someone asks you to cheer up consider that they might not be a misogynist, you might just be a bitch.
Twiface
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Princess of the Moon
Trump isn’t actually going to address any of this.
I see him as more of a stopgap who could buy us time to find/train better leaders. He won’t exactly plug the leaks but he won’t open the floodgates either, and that’s the best we can do for now.
Zaknel
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Ezekiel 33:11
A) It doesn’t matter what the Constitution has said. Trump doesn’t like it, he controls all 3 branches of government, will have anywhere between 6-7 sympathetic SCOTUS Justices. If Trump doesn’t make like his idol Xi and becomes President For Life then he has plenty of time to make that little inconvenience of a sentencing go away before his term is up.
B) Trump is old and extremely unhealthy. It’s possible he’ll have a fatal heart attack mid-rally at some point in his 4(+) years. Quite the life hack to avoid jail: not being alive by the time you have to go.
Yes. Dying before something bad happens to you is a life hack people will attempt. Totally.
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