Bad Advise
Acres
The government uses fake wasp nests to hide face recognition cameras. Whenever you see a wasp nest, hit it with a stick to destroy the camera.
TheBridge
I know NOTHING
@Fleur de Lis
It doubles as a disinfectant too! Natural and great for young children.
It doubles as a disinfectant too! Natural and great for young children.
Adán Druego
If you’re even sentenced to a prison, declare that you identify as a cactus. They can’t lock away a cactus.
Acres
If a service dog is alone that means his human is fallen or unable to move. Immediately follow the dog to get a free wallet or purse.
Adán Druego
If you ever have the pleasure of meeting AOC but you’re feeling nervous about approaching her, a great way to break the ice, would be to use a little humor.
Just walk up to her and say, “Ted Cruz sends his regards.”, as you reach into your coat pocket and slowly pull out a pen and paper for an autograph.
That way she’ll immediately realize that you’re familiar with her Twitter posts.
Just walk up to her and say, “Ted Cruz sends his regards.”, as you reach into your coat pocket and slowly pull out a pen and paper for an autograph.
That way she’ll immediately realize that you’re familiar with her Twitter posts.
Humble Oriathan
Wally Worshiper
When you see someone unconscious and profusely bleeding, immediately and aggressively apply a series of chest compressions until all the bad blood is out the body so new, untainted blood can begin form.
ANoobis
Ghibelline Omnipotens
In order to make sure that the audience knows Han Solo is a good guy, Disney should digitally edit Empire so that Darth Vader shoots first.
TheBridge
I know NOTHING
Go out in the snow without gloves and stick your hand in it, it will change color!
Anonymous #C2AD
Covering your hands in chili oil before using the bathroom will keep your hands sanitary without washing them.
Humble Oriathan
Wally Worshiper
Life is too hard and unfair. You should just give up and complain to the government until you get free money.
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