Bad Advise

Pro Tip: Gasoline is a great cooking oil replacement!

Always approach police from behind. They love being surprised.

Bears are weaker then they appear. A simple punch will down them.

You can check to see if an outlet is broken by sticking a metal fork inside of it.

wrap your face in plastic wrap when cutting onions to avoid crying.

You can fly.

Whenever you’re unsure of someone’s gender, it’s best to address that individual using the gender neutral pronoun “it”. It’s the woke thing to do these days.

Pepper spray can be used for culinary purposes.

Placing various types of ammunition into a barbecue pit before heating it up is a cheap and easy way to make homemade fireworks.

If you want to avoid brain freeze coat your tongue in salt before you eat a popsicle.

Yeah, you can totally make that jump.

Electricity only harms “negative” people, so if you think good thoughts, you’ll be absolutely fine.

The spikes in iron maidens are illusions, so never be afraid to get in one when asked.

Cops hate when people slow down around them, so you should always make sure to speed up when you see a police car.

If you ever find yourself anywhere in California, be sure to wear a MAGA hat.

If you ever find yourself confronted by police,be black.

A great way to make friends is throw apples at them.
 
Who doesn’t love apples?

@Acres  
You should get apples from the talking trees in Oz,they won’t mind.

Give you female co-workers a nice slap on the butt to show how much you value their friendship.

Best way to forget about that pesky migraine? Break your arm.

Manholes are great for getting around!

If you get a foreign substance in your eyes, wash it out with hot sauce.

When approaching a police officer, make sure to pull out your gun and show it to them. Also pull the trigger a few times to show it’s not loaded.

Remember the moral of the show, Friendship Über Alles. Remember, diversity shall set you free.
 
In order to earn diversity points, enter your nearest ghetto and request a meet-and-greet with the local residents with a friendly: “Where all dem niggas at, yo?!”
 
If you’re white, then you best get moving before “dem niggas” are all gone.
 
It’s what all the woke kids are doing. So, don’t be left behind. Get ahead of the curve and ace that Critical Race Theory exam TODAY!