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@phat_guy  
I don’t fricken know

Y’know, daisies don’t taste half bad now…

@Harshtag  
Why were you eating them before?

@Prince Artemis  
you werent?

@Prince Artemis  
Uhhh… not because I assumed all plants tasted like salad, nope not at all.

@phat_guy  
I was always moon horse. Moon horse is eternal.
 
@Harshtag  
Sure…

@Prince Artemis  
Experimentation leads to discovery (doesn’t always end up good though)  
Speaking of which, this horn magic is weird. I keep trying to move things carefully, but all I get is my stuff hurtling across the house and punching holes in the walls. Pretty sure that book I was trying to get is in low earth orbit now

@Harshtag  
That is concerning. Very concerning.

I hope AJ can teach me how to applebuck like a real earth pony by demonstrating with a kick straight to my face.

@Mitchy  

 
Uh, can I just stay a skunk?

@Beau Skunky  
You can be a skunk/pony chimera.

@Zaknel  
But everybody will make fun of me for being a freeeeaaaak! :(

@Beau Skunky  
I have constantly pink schlera, soooo…

@Zaknel  
Maybe you should see a doctor?

@Beau Skunky  
I am a doctor…

@Zaknel  
Oh, can you cure my hiccups?

@Beau Skunky  
No.

>skunk pone  
Imagine the smell

finally, my long last dream of becoming a pone has been fulfilled.  
thanks Mitchy :>

Am I a colt, or a small stallion?

@Mitchy  

 
Didn’t work. I want my money back.

Huh. Neat

@Mitchy  
Hmm… nope. I appear to still be a perfectly normal horse-man.

@Kraggeraa  
Oh, suh dude

If I am a pony, does this mean that I inherently clop against my will?