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@Charles Farrow  
Figure it out. I’m legally not allowed to help.

@Boxless
 
wink ^*

@Charles Farrow  
>put pencil in mouth  
>???  
>profit (or maybe you gotta pay this year I dont know)  

Nice

We shall build a new society!

does that include living memes I want to feel included.

Fuck how am I supposed to jerk off now

@ToffeeScotch  
You have wings, featherbrain.

Boxhorse isn’t wrong…

This took me a long time to type with hooves

@Harshtag  
You’re learning.

Does my horn have any practical uses now?

@Zaknel  
I’d be concerned if it didn’t.

haha yes real horse hours
 
@Zaknel  
…Now? Wait, so you had a horn before?

@phat_guy  
Kinda. It was mostly just a gimmick. Does it actually work as a reading light now?

@Zaknel  
If you can make it glow, I don’t see why not.  
i can also think of a few more physically involved applications

@phat_guy  
Why? I’m not very capable in life, so why would this be so useful?

@Zaknel  
Alright, hear me out here, but what if you wanted smores, but you were missing the stick to toast your marshmallow on?
 
…Wait, what do you mean you can just levitate it above the fire?

@phat_guy  
I mean, maybe. But the issue is that that requires concentrating for more than 30 seconds in a row, and I don’t think I can do that.

Well… this is awkward. Frick.

Is it normal to be unnaturally compelled to theme all of my actions to align with my mark?

@Harshtag  
Depends on the mark.

Does this mean I get a big stallion cock?

I feel like I’m on the edge of dislocating my everything.

Wait, do we just become some random-ass pony, or do we become our oc, gender and all?
 
I don’t have wings or a horn and I’m too lazy to check just how inconvenient having only hooves will be…