Just Pony Talk

@Fleur de Lis
He’s fallen on hard times.

@Fleur de Lis

Celestia has seen your browser history, and she will have to carry that unholy knowledge for centuries.

@Fleur de Lis
Her fault for looking. How’d she bypass Apple’s encryption, anyway?

@πʊßƛįϰ
It’s Apple encryption, so she asked Big Macintosh to use his fancy mathematics.

I still like the mane six.

@Fleur de Lis
They still inspire feelings of mane-brushing.

Someone informed me that horses are, in fact, real creatures. There is still hope for me to find love.

“My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic” is the pre-apocalyptic fantasy cartoon show.

Trying to make pony images on Bing Image Creator.

An officially licensed book stole or traced art work from DeviantArt. I’m pretty sure the original artist wasn’t the illustrator of this book.

@Dex Stewart
Why is her head so big?

@Fleur de Lis
It’s the style of these books’ covers.

Wow, Canterlot nobility, huh? You know you’ve made it in Equestria when you have a castle, a fancy title, and a unicorn horn that’s shinier than a diamond-encrusted tiara. But let’s be real, those nobles can be a little snooty, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the Equestrian government - those ponies are more concerned with their fancy galas and tea parties than actual governance. “Sorry, we can’t pass a budget until the scones are served, darling!”

But then there’s the peasantry - the everyday ponies just trying to make a living and stay out of the drama. They’re the ones who are like, “I just want to sell my apples in peace, okay? I don’t need any government officials poking their noses into my business.” They’re the unsung heroes of Equestria - keeping the economy running smoothly while the nobles and government play their power games.

In conclusion, Equestria is like a big old soap opera, with the Canterlot nobles playing the drama queens, the government playing the clueless rulers, and the peasantry playing the supporting cast who just want to get through the day without any drama. It’s a wild ride, folks - just make sure you grab some popcorn and enjoy the show.

@Fleur de Lis
So in other words: Equestria has the kind of government that’s a functional irrelevancy on any given day of the week as far as the average citizen is concerned.

Can we swap governments please? If nothing else, because I’d prefer it if the incompetent boobs at the top at least knew how to properly dress. XP