Vent Thread

Fleur de Lis
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Final Countdown II
I’d probably try to disassemble the monitor to save the little fella (I love Spiders) but, truth be told, painstaking to deal with regardless of what course of action, or even nothing, if you wind up with a dead spider in there. (If anyone tries it, watch out for exposed transformers!)
Meh. It still seems pretty comfortable in there.
ANoobis
A toast - Incredibly based
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Book Horse - A user who has contributed to 5k+ metadata changes.
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Ghibelline Omnipotens
This shit is absolutely ridiculous. Ten years after Google Glass failed because it weaponized pedophiles and stalkers against the population, Apple is releasing another hands-free always-deployed recording device onto the market.
What makes it worse, is this time this dystopic crime against humanity will be released into a world with these kids as a primary customer base. All it took was an iPad to destroy the latest generation. Once immersive tech becomes more affordable, and starts beaming TikTok directly into a majority of kids’ brains for 14 hours a day, it’s even more over than it already is for them. Considering how shit at parenting millenials are on average, that will happen much faster than it should.
ANoobis
A toast - Incredibly based
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Book Horse - A user who has contributed to 5k+ metadata changes.
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Ghibelline Omnipotens
@IvanSatoru
“iPad parents” exist and are pleased to call themselves that. The fact that so many kids are so brain rotted that they numbly fiddle with their thumbs in the air if deprived of their iPad for a few minutes isn’t something that they did to themselves all by themselves.
Color Anon
Boot badge - It's Bootiful
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
U Lil Shid - Hi, Im a lil shid.
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Distant banjo noise
Ugh. A tard (again, lieral tard) has been sending me pics of crapped feet just because I said “No” to him and his crazy huge list of requests and demands of I wanted the honor of being his friend.
How difficult can be for someone to understand that “No” means “No”?
Color Anon
Boot badge - It's Bootiful
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
U Lil Shid - Hi, Im a lil shid.
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Distant banjo noise
Yep, the moron began to flood my inbox and pixel art thread because I refused to work as his goddamn slave and develop the game he had planned inside of his head. And not only to me, but to practically half members of the pixel art community I frequent, always bragging about the awesome game he had planned inside of his head, and how it would make him so internet famous, but since he had no pixel art skills and absolutely no desire to develop them because the practice was “boring” it was up to us to work for him so he could be happy and famous.
There was no human way to make him understand that he couldn’t just butt in and start ordering people around to work for him for free, and if he wanted a dev team so badly he could open a paid request thread, which is actually a service my community offers for anyone who wants to hire a few artists. Of course, the guy raged and screamed because he was poor and we were some selfish bullies who wanted to scam money out of him instead of helping him out and we made him feel depressed and all of the usual bullshit tards scream whenever they don’t get to control people like puppets, so after being told “NO” by every guy he tried to use, he began to flood the place with pics of feet smeared in feces saying it was our punishment and that we would have to fix our atutudes if we wanted him to be our friend, etc. He got himself banned, but not before gifing me an eyeful of shit I really didn’t needed to see.
For the record, his game idea was absolute ass, as he wanted to make a RPG about his self insert mastering the powers of light and darkness to challenge God, and stuff like that.
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Tried to log into gmail on firefox.
Page kept loading for a good 20 minutes.
Went to log in chrome instead.
Got 10 factor bullshit.
Had to get phone.
Dropped phone.
Had to answer questions on phone.
Chrome loads.
Firefox loads.
Fuck you google.
Are you fucking shitting me?
Whole reason I logged in was to see about the email I sent on the phone at 3 PM that apparently wasn’t sent. I turn the fucking phone on and just then, 8 hours later, the email finally sends.
I know no cuss words powerful enough to express my frustration at this situation.
Multi-factor authentication exists because John Podesta is old and retarded and fell for the most obvious phishing scam in history, so now to prevent him from giving away secrets again we all have to suffer by jumping through hoops to read our email.
Someone was like “Hey, John Podesta, I have more little boys for you to rape in your sex dungeon, I just need your email password and I can send them to you.” And John Podesta came in his pants and gave 4chins his password and then blamed it on Russian hackers.
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