Vent Thread


Aspiring Kyle
Are you kidding? I'd love to be Hunter Biden. He got paid more in a month than I did in a year, just to arrange meetings with daddy. Then he spent the rest of his time smoking crack and molesting teenagers.

Not saying I'd do that, of course, but I would take the cash.
Officer Hotpants
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Duct tape samurai
Could be clotting. If you're not active, make it a point to get up and walk around for at least a few minutes every hour or two. Try not to sit on your legs or feet so much.

Why does the holy hand grenade have a vagina? And why does that vagina have sores?

Same here. Harder stuff for obvious reasons but in the case of alcohol I got to see what it does to people first hand, and that thoroughly killed any desire I might have developed for it.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained (Renowned Sound)

please tag
So does anyone else feel weird when you go to a store looking for one specific thing, can't find it, and leave empty handed? Dex said I could find fun dip at dollar tree. I didn't find it and left without buying anything. I swear they all were looking at me like I was a burglar.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Beard of Beards
I hate the clear glass panels they put on computers. It just lets me see big pieces of dust when they appear inside the machine forcing me to open it up and clean it every month. There are big white clumps of dust staring at me, mocking me. I don't have the time to clean it all the time. I'm thinking of just taping some black paper on the glass panel so I can't see inside.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Beard of Beards
Formatting my book. It's a pain in the ass. I have to redo 123 endnotes plus convert the footnotes to endnotes because ebooks don't have footnotes because you can change the font size and change the number of pages so there is no bottom of the page.

Also, even though it's fair use, I removed the two non-US government quotes (everything said by US government officials is automatically public domain) and rewrote them in a slightly crappier way because I don't want to take any chances getting flagged by Amazon's copyright judgment robot.
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