The Kek Thred

@ANoobis
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North Korea (Best Korea) has a missile called No Dong.

I cook my brack eyed peas whire the brack guy pees. Prease wear a brack tie, prease. I terr the brack guy “peace”.

I cook up crack, you smoke. You think I be some joke?

Herro. I’m Chinee. And I was wondering if you would rike some beef with broccori?

I come over from Beijing. I pray ping pong and pray to Buddha, and say “Ching chong, chong ching.”

Herro. You want sake? Or you want Carifornia dragon rorr with ginger and wasabi?

If you’re hungry, carr me. I get you tabre at my restaurant with free fortune cookie. There’s a smarr difference between runch and dinner price.

I rike egg rorrs, I cannot rie

“We didn’t land on Fraggle Rock, Fraggle Rock landed on us.”

All Star Negative Harmony (best one)