The Havoc Thread

Do you want to go to the store and get some rest tonight?

Eight equals three, but three eats C. Therefore V sees T, E, G and Me.

The grinch was the greatest librarian ever to have died.

@Acres  
I never kill the man that climbed the lamp of candles of man of man of kill.

@Havoc  
Too bad the Roman Empire lost all their dum dum suckers. They were about to win the masters tournament.

Hopscotch goes into the Periodic Table of Sidequests. Hamster Response Theory.

@FeatherTrap  
False, you forgot the square root the upside down ketchup bottle.

@Acres  
Our little centrist boy here has made the mistake of equating ketchup biomes to mathematical symposis methods, leading to an inadequate text broadcast.
 
THIS DISPROVES OBJECTIVE ANALYSIS

@FeatherTrap  
I’ll have you know, my tomato Ph.D. from Belgium over qualifies me for food based algebra. You are mistaken.

@Acres  
There are no recognised food mathematics institutions outside of Wakanda, Harambe will judge you for your inadequacy.  
screw you, this one is silly enough to match

@FeatherTrap  
MOOOOOOOOOON!!! SENSE DETECHED!  
delete the post please.

@Havoc  
Wait…carry the spoon, divide by logic…
 
IT’S BRILLIANT! YOU’RE A GENIUS!! :O

I drank Febreze today.

@Acres  
There has to be a better fix for bad breath.

@Havoc  
like for real?

@Acres  
yes. and these two aswell. The chaos must be maintained!

@ANoobis  
I ran out of tide pods.

@Havoc  
no.

@Havoc  
Chaos theory relies upon jellybabies running the inside of the breakdance union triathlon. Bacon butterflies cannot enter the backwards circuit.

@FeatherTrap  
I’ve always wanted to try jellybabies.
 
I mean….train bacon tacos, keep me up at night.

@Acres  
That will be the belfry midgets on the steeple, they’re very inconsiderate. >.<
 
Remember to smother your ears in jelly and put the jade pumpkin in the 2 o’clock shadow to assert dominance.

@FeatherTrap  
No need, I upgraded to the petroleum jelly when I went out past the old folks home. They threw hats.

@Acres  
A masterful feint, but don’t forget the snazzy ants object to hats and may attempt banana warfare.

@FeatherTrap  
I’ve got a bomb shelter we can share. The ants won’t know what the color green from a torpedo. Bring Boggle, scrabble, or both.

Paint wets on the variable confusion. You cannot repel backwards.