The Havoc Thread

Chaos only.  
Do not make sense.  
Not once.  
If you do, then that post shall be mooned.  
Enjoy the pleasant torture!  
Leave sanity and logic at the door.
 
The bread pudding is in the wallman’s bag.

I once saw a child. I punched him. The fucking nerve of her to walk into my sight.

I once ate a baby. But then they told me it was a taco. So, I just fell asleep and dreamt of waterfalls of chili powder.

I’m a fish. Asked my hippo mom for cheese, got a pet glass bowl to put in my fish instead.

 
This isn’t the way,I know the water goes up that way.  
You should always listen to the snail.

You ever just walk into a bar and think to yourself, “fuck dude, it’s been ages since I swam in the sea”, and so you stab the barkeeper to steal his car in order to drive to the sea, but then you find yourself stranded in the middle of a desert because the car ran out of gas, for it was not simply a car, but a sentient robot-dinosaur that fucked shrek’s wife.

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Direct me to the potato production recycling center, my fair lady. Godspeed!

@Dex Stewart  
The art speaks to my gerbil.

@TwilightShitlord  
 
I am…Goku…I am…Oozaru,to be one,I must be two.  
Arizona! How ya like’n the RAIN,girl?!

Behold, the face of god.  

We as Tree but don’t forget there are people stronger than Mr silver the word is fashion.

How are onions like chiropractors?
 
Both are amazing flavours of ice cream

A setback of the heart is often pregnant with rabies.

@Acres  
You can soothe that with bicycle radishes.

The hypothesis will see what happens next week and will never be able to make it today.

cannonballs are omni-present much like chewy candy.

Shinty-six Farmology experts agree in the viability of Legoism as a foundation for private sector housing development.

Why does Green have the texture of naughty fish?

@TwilightShitlord  
Moon.