The Havoc Thread

Today and tomorrow but never opened!

@Dex Stewart  
tonight we ride. Australia will be covered in termites in a fortnight.

The radio isn’t good for the yippie grass

@FeatherTrap  
When cats meow at me, I can’t help but say sprinkles.

@Acres  
Give us ONE WEEK, and they won’t know how they liiiiiiiiiiived without Brand X!

@FeatherTrap  
movie quotes give the feeling of bread, now banana split outta my club :)

@Acres  
Don’t you quip video reels at me or I’ll paraphrase you into next porcupine!

@FeatherTrap  
Don’t raise you neck at me, or I’ll lecture you on the immigration border laws of Belgium!

@Acres  
You hopscotch at me, and I’ll show you a real frankfurt!

@FeatherTrap  
The nerve you throw, get ready for a complete spaghetti dinner.

Eggs for breakfast and lunch with my little aliens.

where author sees a kick here? Just a clickbait and money collector

I wake up, and I see you all combing radishes. This is what happens when I leave half an hour after I went to bed.

@FeatherTrap  
I was startled by your closure, here am now.

Scribbling in your jelly makes the sing-song smell better.

Go to dinner then suddenly break fast, you just missed the exit.

I like turnips in my vanilla ice cream.

But I talk the man.

This is why you use the Maltese Breakdance Method to resolve.
 
Otherwise wooing the traffic stop ends in self-immolation.

This is what happens when you choose the bucket method over upside down cake.

@Acres  
No! I said the Burger Joint, not the Skating Rink!
 
The turtles cannot apply there!

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if you ask me.  
I took a glass of water and my boss comes in and says:  
Bridge, what are you doing on the Internet!? and I am flummoxed that he asked in italics and not with quotation marks (””, these). I finally replied, upon taking in his unfamiliar, pseudo-human visage, “Why do you question my use of the interweb?”.
 
The advice he delivered upon me was swift and made feel a certain, almost girlish, joy. “To yee acquaintance we forgot the old grand flag!”  
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Makes no sense in itself as the thread hasn’t a logical consistency capable of producing outcomes that promote the advent of the Spanish language in full color apple mode. Colour Yee old flow.
 
So anyway, that was my fryday ––––––––––––––\  
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HOWAS YOURZ?  
Disclaimer  
~A disclaimer is generally any statement intended to specify or delimit the scope of rights and obligations that may be exercised and enforced by parties in a legally recognized relationship. In contrast to other terms for legally operative language, the term disclaimer usually implies situations that involve some level of uncertainty, waiver, or risk.
 
A disclaimer may specify mutually agreed and privately arranged terms and conditions as part of a contract; or may specify warnings or expectations to the general public (or some other class of persons) in order to fulfill a duty of care owed to prevent unreasonable risk of harm or injury. Some disclaimers are intended to limit exposure to damages after a harm or injury has already been suffered. Additionally, some kinds of disclaimers may represent a voluntary waiver of a right or obligation that may be owed to the disclaimant.
 
Disclaimers vary in terms of their uniformity. Some may vary depending on the specific context and parties involved, while other types of disclaimers may strictly adhere to a uniform and established set of formalities that are rarely or never modified, except under official authority. Some of these formal disclaimers are required pursuant to industry regulation, qualification for protection under a safe harbor, and other situations where the exact wording of a particular clause or document may be dispositive in the event of a legal dispute. (See e.g., Product liability, Toxicity Class, Rule against perpetuities, Public Health Cigarette Smoking Act.)
 
The presence of a disclaimer in a legally binding agreement does not necessarily guarantee that the terms of the disclaimer will be recognized and enforced in a legal dispute. There may be other legal considerations that render a disclaimer void either in whole or part. ~

@TheBridge  
how long did it take to type that?

@Acres  
Taco bell does indeed make a good breakfast cereal. Crunchy and with plenty of toast 15 20 min tops, The disclaimer section is just copied from wikipedia and it ain’t too hard to type something ascending or descending one letter at a time

When it comes to skipping, always vacuum your dogs.