Random Nonsense Thread

They didn’t go all “more special editions than Star Wars OT” with Morrowind or Oblivion, so why with Skyrim?

@Anonymous #6A1E  
I could answer this but I’m in a good mood at the moment.

I exist, it seems.

@Havoc  
Don’t be so sure.

@Officer Hotpants  
This is true for you, yes. But I exist. It upsets me.

@Havoc  
Dude, just stop existing since you’re, like, a social construct anyway lmao

@Havoc  
Wake up from the simulation havoc. we’re waiting for you.

@Acres  
Problem is, I’m the one who’s awake.

@Havoc  
And that’s why you’ll never wake up.

@Acres  
You poor soul.

@Havoc  
What if you only think you exist? Have you considered CHIM?

@Officer Hotpants  
I am beyond.

@Havoc  
beyond awake.

@Acres  
Beyond the mortal vail.

@Havoc  
You’re achieved Amaranth? I’m pretty sure none of this would still be pretending to be here if that were the case.

@Officer Hotpants  
Couldn’t he have recreated reality as it was before? Would you even be able to tell?
 
Also Elder Scrolls metaphysics is stupid >.<

@FeatherTrap  
I actually like it. The one good thing to come of Bethesda’s utter inability to keep even the simplest details of their own lore straight is the canon explanation that the fabric of spacetime, itself, is fragile as fuck and slowly cracking just under its own weight.

@Officer Hotpants  
You do know that’s an in universe explanation for why the writing is horribly inconsistent, right?  
You’re free to like it if you want, but you are able to acknowledge that it is a problem at least, right?
 
It’s not charming, it’s lazy.

Hey dummy, think fast!  
 
 
ooo, nice catch!

Today I learned that a switch pro controller charger also works for a chromebook.

@Acres  
USB?

@Officer Hotpants  
yeah

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