Random Nonsense Thread

@Anonymous #6526
Impossible. Fluttershy is an enormous lesbian.

@Dex Stewart
Yeah, Discord is just being a simp

Q-Anon is what happens when John de Lancie browses Star Trek forums anonymously.

John de Lancie unfortunately doesn’t browse pony related forums anymore due to once having seen a body pillow of his character, Discord.

Blue-Anon is what happens when the writers of Blue’s Clues browse fan foru…

My husband plays the Pony Milking Game and my grandma believes in a bloodsucking alien that takes the souls of the undying.

@Fleur de Lis
I’m surprised the fandom can support 9 different boorus at once. I had assumed that the other altboorus wouldn’t gain traction and go bankrupt, leaving a Derpi vs. Poni duopoly.

Oh god my husband is playing the Pony Milking game and now my grandma is watching him play it…

They’re both praying to their eldritch horror looking bloodsucking alien god.

I’m now in Ponyville.

@Anonymous #7260
Lucky skunk

@Anonymous #7260
So did all that happen in Ponyville, or did you move to Ponyville to get away from it?

Anyway. Last time I visited Ponyville, I ate some of the local wheat worms.

@Fleur de Lis
I’m in Ponyville right now, and I went there to get away from it because I don’t want part of this weird alien worship bullshit.

I met the Mane 6. They were so nice, especially Fluttershy who was the kindest of all 6 ponies.

@Twiface
The fandom is just really that divided. Once people saw they could strike out on their own when Derpi imploded there would be nothing that could keep them together.

@UrbanMysticDee
By ‘support,’ I mainly meant financial support. Apparently there’s enough people with enough money they’re willing (and able) to donate to support nine different websites that all essentially do the same thing, as opposed to just two or three.

Oh no…

My grandma and my husband found a way into Ponyville, they claimed it was a mission from their eldritch alien god.

I have to warn the Mane 6 and protect them, especially Fluttershy…

Discord is pointing a gun at me
as I’m typing this..

If I don’t protect Fluttershy, Discord will delete me from his Discord Server.

Oh no, my grandma is
screaming at Fluttershy…

I gotta go.

I ate some red doughnuts this afternoon.
They were dyed red with the blood of the innocent strawberry flavoured.
Then I accidentally spilled the red stuff all over myself.

@Fleur de Lis
Red and black.

@Fleur de Lis
Is this the blood of the innocents that died because of that the eldritch horror alien god my grandma and my husband worships….

@Anonymous #6526

@Twiface
We are talking about people who will pay hundreds of dollars for a file of a drawing, a file, not even an actual physical drawing, just a bit of data, and who will pay thousands of dollars for a doll and then sperg out when China makes just as good knock offs at a fraction of a price so the masses can enjoy it because these people are retards with loads of cash. They could fund 40 websites if they wanted.

It is better to hear one, than to smell fifty.

Alright, I have successfully saved the Mane 6 from my grandma…

I’m hugging and petting Fluttershy right now and Discord is giving a very disturbing stare…..

I’m really scared of Discord.

Do I give Fluttershy back to him, or do I just…. keep her?

So, how are you fellas doing?

@Idontcare
I’m sitting in a park.

Umm… so I didn’t give Fluttershy back.

Discord is currently trying to find me.

He’s trying to turn me into a puppet, put me in a maid costume, or send me to a realm of unidentified eternal suffering!