Random Nonsense Thread

@Officer Hotpants  
sure sounds a bit different but ill believe you
 
 
@AlsoSprachOdin  
silly anon you just need to take life easier trust me its healthy for you
 
 
@UrbanMysticDee  
stop being mean to him he stood up for him wifes condition!

@Aru-wu  
He laughed first.

@UrbanMysticDee  
maybe he got offended and decided to play it cool since entire freaking camera was panned on him, when he saw his wife though he realized he took it a step further and decided “fuck it no more chill”

@Aru-wu  
His wife is a 50 year old cunt who fucks 18 year old men. Fuck her. Fuck her hair. Fuck her cuck husband who can’t even raise his kids right.

@UrbanMysticDee  
well what’s wrong with her kids?

 
It’s on a t-shirt lol.

Chris Rock should have just fucked her instead. Then Will would have made him eggs the next morning instead of slapping him.

@ANoobis  
Lol I knew nothing about Will Smith’s wife before this. She does not seem like a nice person.

@Aru-wu  
He stood up for his wife’s boyfriends’ girlfriend’s ego only after she sicc’d him on Chris Rock like a dog. Her ‘condition’ is just a scalp inflammation she gave herself by getting too many weaves.

The feeling when all you wanted to do was own the libs, but then it turned out they were black, so you got labeled a racist for owning slaves and were made to pay reparations.

Doesn’t that just beat off

@Dex Stewart  
STOP IT DEX we get it, stop being mean!

Who the hell is Morbius?
 
Marvel has run out of superheroes I’ve heard of and is scraping the bottom of the c-tier barrel.

@Aru-wu  

Here’s Château de Chantilly  

 
There’s no unified theme. It’s like someone took a bunch of buildings and glued them together randomly.
 
It also brings me a step closer to solving the problem with the stairs since if you turn it around (in the video) you can see that there’s a semicircle set of stairs with 7 discrete steps. I can have 8 semicircle steps and it won’t be too steep for people to climb.

Stephen Seagal just keeps getting fatter and fatter.
 
 

 
He looks like what I imagine DSP will look like next decade.

@ANoobis  
Look at the first picture. He’s a pile. The angle of his body just keeps going like a pyramid and not like a stomach that has to tuck in eventually. He’s like Grimace.  

On a related note, Mayor McCheese was eliminated from the McDonald characters because a court said he was plagiarized from HR Puffnstuff.
 
Look at a comparison between the two and tell me how the fuck anyone can confuse them?
 

@UrbanMysticDee  
Golden flute, golden arches,  

@UrbanMysticDee  
What the fuck even is that thing on the right? Some kind of lizard?

@Officer Hotpants  
Dragon.

@Dex Stewart  
That’s the dopiest looking dragon I’ve ever seen, and I remember the early dragon episode of FIM.

@Officer Hotpants  
He looks a little better when you can see he has a tail,and his body isn’t so bright yellow.  
 
Still, pretty far off from what you’d think when you think “dragon”.

There I was, drunk as the captain himself and surrounded by cops.