Random Nonsense Thread

An Asian woman screamed for help as she was shoved against a wall by a black. A white man saw the act, took a picture of the criminal and called the police. Later, the black was cornered and shot by a Hispanic police officer.
 
As the black laid bleeding out on the floor, the Asian, White and Hispanic gathered around his twitching body and declared with a shout “TEAMWORK!!” His name was uh… Tire’own Blackerson.
 
The same thing basically happens whenever Asian, White and Hispanic artists and users tell wootmaster to “Get over himself and shut up.”

If this doesn’t count as random nonsense, then I’ll just have to try harder next time.

 

@UrbanMysticDee  
She needs fewer polygons.
 
She should make boots from shoe boxes.
 
Haha, sigh… I remember when this was the good graphics…  
Of course, I once thought Sega Saturn’s graphics were incredible.

@UrbanMysticDee
 
@Adan Druego  
If I remember correctly, the reason behind of Lara’s famous breasts is because during the creation of her first game a tester was fiddling with her model, and when he decided to enlarge her breasts for shits and giggles the rest of the team liked what they saw and decided to keep the model like that.

 
Teen gets trapped in baby swing while making TikTok
 
Those are some short ass short shorts.
 
Also, my brain doesn’t have a word for what color her hair is. It doesn’t look like it’s real. That’s not a real color, it’s like some infra red shit that the human eye wasn’t meant to see.

@UrbanMysticDee  
I swear I saw a different video of a teen that had to be cut out of a baby swing a few months ago. Is this some new retarded trend? Teenage girls in baby swings? Why?

@EverfreeEmergencies  
For them? Momentary Internet fame. For their viewers? Free fetish vid.

@EverfreeEmergencies  
You know, the exact same thing happened to a girl who was in my class when I was in school. The difference is she only had to be yanked out by a pair of teachers. Apparently this is just a thing that’s been happening to teenage girls on a regular basis throughout history.

@Napsack  
But how do you get stuck? Surely if you can get seated you can get out of your seat. That thing doesn’t look like it would deform under the weight of some 40kg girl.

@AlsoSprachOdin  
It’s like a one way valve, it’s shaped in such a way that an ass can pass through in only one direction.

@AlsoSprachOdin  
@UrbanMysticDee  
Basically that, I guess? It’s a lot easier to shove your way in than to remove yourself, especially with the lack of leverage and gravity working against you.

@UrbanMysticDee  
I believe that’s maroon, fittingly enough.
 
@AlsoSprachOdin  
How do you get your head stuck in the stairs?

@Dex Stewart  
10,000 years ago…

@Dex Stewart  
Scootaloo: Cutie Mark Crusader Gender Reassignment Surgeon!!!

@Humble Oriathan  
I, Scoot’Aku, the gimpy-winged master of disability…

@Officer Hotpants  
I have no idea.

pony.

@Havoc  
Booru

@Dex Stewart  
Pen

@Officer Hotpants  
Pony.

@Havoc  
Pony? Pony.

@Dex Stewart  
PoniPoni

@EverfreeEmergencies  
Pony pony Spike

@Dex Stewart  
Broccoli