Finish each other's sentences

Here, you say something, but allow another user to finish the sentence, then that user starts a new sentence, and so on.  
I shall start.
 
If I had a dollar for every time Raid Shadow Legends was promoted by a youtuber…

I’d be a multi-millionaire.
 
Welcome to Karachi, Pakistan! We have many…

turbans.
 
Please try the hors d’ouvres. They’re halal. But please don’t…

mix them with wine, that would be HARAM!
 
The uncut version of “Freddy got Fingered” contains…

Gilbert Gottfried and Corey Feldman playing bank thieves.
 
Yogurt tastes better when it’s…

@Dex Stewart  
eaten while playing the amazing new mobile game, Raid Shadow Legends!!!!111oneoneeleven
 
What ever happened to…

The last donut?
 
My favorite singer once…

flipped a coin off of the Taipei 101
 
I like to move…

it, move it!
 
I’ll be here all week. Try the…

Naan bread with ale under the table!
 
I would like you to meet the best pilot in all of Lebanon; he did stuff like…

 
Rest, rest, there is a calm before the storm and the Western Front is quiet, I have got Rembrandt as my right hand and Solo as my PILOOOOOT! Condemned land, convicted man, could not save MY life, cutting strand by…

Jimmy Dean’s Ghost!
 
If Tim Cook resigned from his position at Apple, I’d…

try to take what is really theirs. They will never take…

our Freedom!
 
If I were to do something creative for once I’d…

Pull your strings, twist your mind and smash your dreams. Just call my name, because I will…

Make you have no mouth.
 
When confronted with the choice between pita or naan bread, I will..

go beat Qaaman with chopsticks and base which one looks tastier on how I feel when I return to choose. Dude, did you see the metamorphosis Hail Zeon went through? It is…

A FRYING PAN WITH MAGICAL POWERS!
 
When you use an Action Replay Max alongside an e-reader…

relxeRelax, it is a game. Why are you so mad…

bro?
 
It’s too bright outside…

so I will summon dark clouds to follow me wherever I go to counter the brightness. In my last dream, I was haunted by resurfaced memories of…

THE BABADOOK!
 
Normally, you can only have 1 Giga chip in a battle chip folder because…

the other chips are made by an unknown developer, meaning using them without a blueprint on their design could lead to virus that goes beyond the usual data altering. Luna shows her hoofpits…

To a doctor for analysis.
 
PS3 phats are usually ticking time bombs in one way or another because…

There are stupid whores that keep on coming back for more! Someday, sometime, I am gonna find just what it is…