Dream Thread

@Fleur de Lis  
Nothing. Just the first thought that came to mind.

Last night I dreamt I was being licked all over by a big, green snake woman. A lot of other stuff happened leading up to that point but I understandably didn’t focus on any of that when I (sadly) woke up.

Hunted down the mafia with a shotgun.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Hey, I claimed vet first!

Two short ones:
 

Just had this uncomfortable dream. I’m in room with family including at least one child, where there is a TV. I take the remote, and browse the channels. I change the channel to the Angry Video Game Nerd and turn on the sound. But ten seconds in, it suddenly cuts to some softcore porn with two humans, one was male, the other I don’t know. I look away and begin spamming the power button on the remote, but it does nothing.

@Fleur de Lis  
Was it the Atari porn games episode?

@Fleur de Lis  
Count yourself fortunate that for you it was only a dream.

I had this dream where there were tens of horses. A few were normal, but most were boneless and piled on the backs of some of the normal ones. One of the normal ones, not carrying anything, comes up to me and points to my heart with front hoof.

@Fleur de Lis  
I think God is trying to tell you something.

@Fleur de Lis  
He was trying to tell you that you’re a boneless horse in your heart. That or that you’re next.

This was weird. I felt I woke up from a dream, but couldn’t remember anything. Then fifteen minutes later, I could remember it.
 
Is about to begin an association football game. I need to deliver some message to the coach for our team to win. On the way to the stadium, I become a soviet pilot in World War Two. My plane is shot down. I’m captured and some SS officers are mocking me and my destroyed aircraft, but somehow I know that this won’t last long. I have no idea how, but I make it to the game, and deliver the message.

@Fleur de Lis  
Was the message?

@Dex Stewart
 
Maybe.

I had a nightmare. I was in a school and I was working with two other people. I had written a lovely four-line poem that I wish I had remembered when I woke up, and I think I would have had terrible things not happened after that. We had taken our seats to work on some project together (I had to memorize the poem to recite before the class) when all of a sudden we were sitting outside by a busy road. A truck couldn’t make a right turn and came right for us. I was able to get away but one of the kids I was working with was crushed. Some frat boys showed me the building behind us. It was painted blue with a dark stain running down from the roof. He told me that drivers frequently mistake the dark stain for a shadow and turn the corner wrong and it’s led to a lot of accidents. I woke up after that.

I had a weird dream someone gave me a mirror. For some reason,I hung it up. Everything was really blurry in it. Then it fell down. I looked outside and saw lions in the backyard.

I had a dream just like a nordic tomb from Skyrim. I just go through it killing all the draugr. At the end I reach this powered up boss draugr who can speak. He says something like, “Even if you kill me, there are far more powerful beings in other worlds.”

@UrbanMysticDee  

 
That sounds like a nightmare, alright.
 
@Fleur de Lis  
Even in their dreams, a neophyte modder can make a more interesting tomb than Bethesda.

Two very erotic dreams this week. I hate that because I have to force myself to wake up. It’s almost always a false awakening, but it gets me out of the situation. This time I ended up with gangrene. That was extremely distressing.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Real gangrene or dream gangrene? Because gangrene is usually very far from erotic.
 
In case you meant something else, I place the definitions below.
 
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Erotic. Relating to or tending to arouse sexual desire or excitement.
 
Gangrene. The necrosis or rotting of flesh, usually caused by lack of blood supply.

@Fleur de Lis  
The “first” dream was erotic, the “second” dream after the false awakening I had gangrene. Then I woke up for real and my body is intact.

I had a dream about a very similar situation. If you take way too much of certain vitamins it can weaken your bones.
 
Dude had a wicked house, gorgeous hardwood mansion in what looked like Colorado. There was this atrium that had to have 40 foot ceilings and maybe 70 feet long. Massive fireplace.
 
Always read the directions before showing up to the party.

So I had this strange pirate-themed dream. I am not aware it is a dream, and even though it mostly feels real, there is a sense that we are just roleplaying or acting. There were several characters, but I don’t remember them. We were on this old sailing ship. It was a dark and stormy night; some characters mock the cliché. The script is dropped, papers all over the place. I escape in a modern motor boat.

A dream. It’s day-time. I walk past a group of mildly hostile people gathered in front of some not very exciting building.
 
Now it’s night-time in an empty city. I’m at a bus stop at a corner between tall buildings. I think, except automatically like the thoughts are coming from someone else and I’m receiving them telepathically; I think of names of Equestrian cities like Canterlot and Stalliongrad.
 
Now I’m flying in a straight line. I pass identical ruined red-brick buildings that repeat as far as I can see. The next region is like identical giant plastic sheds that repeat forever. The next region is like giant lego-block churches that repeat forever. I “receive” another thought, it is even more clearly not my own, that simply says these buildings are huge.

Binged Stargate SG-1 for a week. It affected my dreams. At some point in last night’s a bunch of really nasty, angry Asgard abducted me and a bunch of other people. For some reason they were wearing clothes, and in the dream that “made sense” given their nasty attitudes. Then we were dead for a while and I kept fucking around with some group of cultists that were trying to commune with the spiritual world but they refused to acknowledge me even when they became aware of me. Then I was shopping for wheels of shredded cheese packed in plastic like deli meat at the supermarket and I’m not sure when or how I got there.
 
@Fleur de Lis  
I kept waiting for you to say “I’m on a horse”.