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UrbanMysticDee
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I had a dream where I had to kill a rat. I thought I did, then I put the body in a plastic bag and tossed it outside and the rat came back to life so I had to chase it around and kill it again, this time making damn sure it was dead. Then I woke up.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 280

Fleur de Lis
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SomeponySetUpUsTheBomb
Just had an anachronistic dream. I am leaving my high school for the last time (more than 10 years ago). The principal asks me to exterminate a herd of mammoths (5 million to 4000 years ago) that has wandered into the city. I have managed to sneak a pistol past the school, but it is obviously not enough. The exit of the school is in a forest where there are many Propalaeotherium (56 million to 48 million years ago). Propalaeotherium was a small equid (horse family), ranging from 30–60 cm at the shoulder (2.9 to 5.9 hands), and weighing just 10 kg (22 lb).



As I get further from the school, the sun sets. I realise there is no reason for me to take the risk of going after the mammoths, so I take a bus home. Once I reach my room, someone bursts through the door and gives me a colourful toy mouse, like for a cat.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 279

Officer Hotpants
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Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

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I dreamed I was the Kung-Fu panda chasing down a box of grilled chicken patties that someone stole and took to a tiny gas station in the middle of nowhere. I have no idea what to make of this other than that even my subconscious is making fat jokes now.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 278

Fleur de Lis
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

SomeponySetUpUsTheBomb
Hot and cold dreams these days.

1. I'm in some futuristic underground tunnels. I eventually arrive at an elevator and use it to go up to a normal house. But then I notice the house is on fire. So I run to the door. I see that I am in the middle of a vast forest fire. It turns out the on-fire house is actually the least on-fire thing here.

2. A crowd of people are in the snow. Three teenage mutant ninja turtles show up; one is much shorter than the other two. Everyone acts like they're the pope or something. They leave. Then I see some guy floating in space. He begins to freeze, then he remembers a baby and decides to come to Earth to help. The guy arrives and with his help we dig with shovels into the snow. We find an entrance and I go in alone. I am now exploring a seemingly endless maze of service tunnels. Eventually I reach a completely vertical shaft. The gravity is weird though, so I have no problem walking straight up it.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 277

Fleur de Lis
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

SomeponySetUpUsTheBomb
Three dreams.

1. I'm in school, drama class. Some of the other students are playing board games, while I'm expected to hold off the enemy with nothing but a centuries old hand cannon. Then the class begins to perform a play. I'm supposed to record it on video, but there are technical difficulties.

2. I'm in a city. This kid throws a rock at me because I'm "not a local". As I begin to chase him, he throws more rocks. He also opens glass doors in my way, which I run into.

3. A LUCID dream. All attempts to change my own form fail; starts as undefined. I'm in a large building, being chased by two ogres. I escape through small doors and vents that they can't fit through. Then everything stabilises into a realistic scenario including my form, but I remain aware that it is a dream. I am now at some random apartment building. There is a woman there taking two medium-sized black dogs from a car. For some reason I ask her if I came on the right day. I enter the building. As I go through the hallways, I walk right on some random teenager guy who happened to be asleep in the middle of the floor. He isn't at all bothered by that. I reach correct apartment. I throw a full glass of water at someone then head to the kitchen. I practice clipping my hand through the appliances. Then I head to a bedroom where I find a Harry Potter book. I try to change the title to Harry Pothead, but it just turns into "H4ND FOOD".

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 276

Fleur de Lis
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SomeponySetUpUsTheBomb
I'm in school and has just ended penultimate class of the day. To get to the last class I first have to pass through some kind of futuristic underground tunnel system. And then I have to cross an outdoor field. There is the implication that it is common to have to challenge Sonic characters to cross those two locations, but I don't actually see any.

So I make it to the final class. There are two girls next to me. They are writing some sort of essay about the American Civil War. I have a book, a russian-language novel that takes place during the American Civil War. One of those girls leaves the room. Then some big government guys show up and start checking everyone's bags.

After the class ends, I head out the back entrance of the school. It seems to be in area with very high population density and I have difficulty finding a street that actually leads away. Eventually I settle down to watch the news and find out what all that was about. I turn on the TV and see an interview with some old fat german guy in drag. They keep adding silly filters to the video; one makes him look like the SS version of the MGM lion.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 275

Fleur de Lis
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

SomeponySetUpUsTheBomb
A LUCID dream. I don't remember anything before beginning in a gloomy living room. I climb the stairs which spiral in one of those squares like in a large building. I go up three or four floors then I jump off the side and float back down to the living room which is only one floor down now and more bright. I gently land on all four. I see a glass door, and run straight into it. It didn't work, so I run into it a second time and the door is forced out of the way. I'm now in a vast winter landscape. I can see very far in all directions. The ground is covered in snow, but the sky is sunny. I don't feel cold at all.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 274

Fleur de Lis
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

SomeponySetUpUsTheBomb
Had a ton of strange short dreams this week.

1. I walk into a room and there are three people around one guy asleep. I get sucked back through the door and end up in that guys dream. I'm in a house, floating off the ground. I have a nominally human form, but only one elbow is actually visible.

2. There is a big wall with a catholic shrine in it. Like one of those statues with Mary holding the baby Jesus. There was a catholic nun there too.

3. There is this man-eating monkey. It kills people by throwing rocks and desk fans at them. It mostly just does that for fun.

4. I'm petting a cat, but then I notice it has hands like a monkey.

5. I'm on a flight from Moscow to New York. But not on an airplane; instead it's like a more high-tech version of one of those huge old sailing ships. I have no idea how it's supposed to fly, but it does. It can make that flight in only 4 hours. It makes me airsick though.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 273

Fleur de Lis
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

SomeponySetUpUsTheBomb


I had this awesome changeling dream.

It was about these two changeling brothers who are close servants to their queen in a huge futuristic city. The older brother is fiercely loyal to the queen, and totally unemotional. He also very much overestimates his own rationality. He hurt the younger brother at one point; this happened outside the city. He explained why, and thinks there is therefore no reason for bad blood. But then the younger brother tries to kill him in their queen's throne room. The younger brother is killed by the other guards, and the queen says the older brother was ignorant or something.

The queen then steps out onto a pier at night. The lights of the city buildings are many. I guess I'm the queen's mother in this one. I'm being flown in on some kind of flying vehicle. I totally cannot move though, like Captain Pike in that Star Trek episode. I just stare ahead as the pier gets closer.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 272

Dex Stewart
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Ecto-Phase,Activate!
I had a dream earlier with cartoon characters in it. I don't know if I was watching them, or if I was with them. The only two I remember clearly were Stimpy and Johnny Quest.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 271

ANoobis
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Ghibelline Omnipotens
I had a dream that was basically just Predator with a vampire. It was set in a pretty nice looking place, with a bunch of different ruins and caves in a small tropical jungle area. I knew exactly where the vampire's lair was from the start, it was a big dome fortress deep in the lake at the center of the area. I woke up before I could figure out how to get down to it.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 270

Absol95
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Last night, I had a sort of weird dream. It had a slight Regular Show feel to it. There were shots of a wall that I felt belonged to some high school, then, next thing I know, there was this bunch of love triangle stuff between Gloria the Hippo from the Madagascar films, and the Regular Show characters Mordecai and Margaret. Gloria tries to woo Mordecai not only with words, but also via dressing in a very minimal fashion, wearing only flowers to cover her nipples, and maybe a thin thong for her genitals. Gloria says things such as that both Margaret and her have characteristics which Mordecai likes, but she has even more for him. Then, suddenly it abruptly changes to a female Incineroar hitting on Mordecai for about 10-20 seconds.

After that its blurry from what I can recall, until another scenario occurs where there's this one person whose eyes I see through, is in some kind of office or studio. The room he or she is in is rather plain in its color scheme, and on one particular desk is an 8-bit Apple Computer, in this case, its an Apple ][+. Then as this man or woman (I never get to see the person's face in the dream) sits down and interacts with this Apple ][+, disco music starts playing, and it just gets louder after a short while. The song that played the most intact during this was "I Was Made for Loving You" by KISS. Regardless of how this unnamed person was using this ][+ computer from 1979, be it typing words and sentences or inspecting the case (side note: the person did not even try to look for a working monitor nor TV of any kind to hook up to the computer, but he still went on using it!), and in at least one case, the song's beat and the person's typing sounds were in sync! Shortly after that, I woke up.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 269

Fleur de Lis
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SomeponySetUpUsTheBomb
I and the guy are investigating why scenes from disaster movies are being repeated in real life. We begin by raiding some casino. The guy knocks out several people, while I straight up slice the neck of one other. Then the boss of the casino shows up, and says we shouldn't kill him because there is something we need to see. He leads us to a room with about a hundred CRT screens. One screen is live footage, another is from "Sharknado" (I've never seen that film.). They match exactly.

So we head to the location, but everyone seems calm now. Some old man asks to borrow my credit card, which I don't have. The guy gives him his credit card instead. We pass some other man who is spraypainting the ground pink. Then I get a chocolate bar. It is half white chocolate, half normal chocolate. And it comes with a certificate of authenticity for the magic crystals it contains.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 268

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Fleur de Lis
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

SomeponySetUpUsTheBomb
This dream was realistic but totally without logic.

It starts in a rainy forest, that is untouched by civilisation except for two modern buildings. The residents of these buildings are rivals with each other, and may or may not be elves. I'm going back and forth between the buildings for some reason.

Somehow I end up in downtown of a big city with many people. I'm walking down the street with some guy. There are some fake weapons scattered around as well. I clearly remember a battleaxe and a scythe. I lose track of the guy and end up in a poor area with ditches and tall fences. There is one threatening man there walking his two dogs, one dog is normal looking, the other is obviously evil. I pick up a stick to defend myself, but it is way too small to actually do anything. The man mocks me, as if I'm not worth attacking.

I slowly back away and find myself in a landfill with the guy from the city. It's really more of a swamp, with the occasional trash bag here or there. I do find some raw vegetables, which I take.

We make our way to a metro station and are seperated again. But this is the weirdest place; it's like a crossing itself maze of stairs and escalators, many of which lead to nowhere. I meet up again with the guy from the city and landfill, but he seems to be decades older and having gone bald. While we climb some stairs he says something that doesn't make sense. And then we take seperate escalators away. My escalator lead to nowhere.

A woman on next escalator says "I hope you have some warm vegetables."
I reply "No. I have some cold vegetables."
And I use the vegetables to escape.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 266

Fleur de Lis
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

SomeponySetUpUsTheBomb
Throughout this whole dream it feels like it is being watched.

It is walking along a desert road. There are human tourists on the road, and most seem to be deliberately walking slowly directly in its path. Eventually it starts literally pushing them away.

Then, all that is left is the road. A horse appears, though it hadn't seen her up to that point. It conjures an oasis into existence. The horse goes in to drink, and it watches her intently. She's very pretty. Eventually, she returns to the road, and it can feel her weariness.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 265

Fleur de Lis
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

SomeponySetUpUsTheBomb
I'm cooking a ton of things at once in a large kitchen, and also some bacon in a pot on a small gas stove on the carpeted floor in next room. The gas is spreading. I go to turn it off and it all ignites, the flame only barely missing my hand.

(I haven't really used a gas stove in more than ten years.)

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 264

TheBridge
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Very odd dream. Some sort of sheriff is trying to apprehend a criminal/very dangerous individual and… edits reality to arrest him. I wish I could describe it better but it was like he played through several different scenarios till he found the most optimal one with the bad guy was captured. I saw several play out and though I don't have much memory of each it was weird hearing people talking in slips as the sheriff looked around and messed with said reality.

@Fleur de Lis
Oh, nice to see you. What I meant by this: @Fleur de Lis was that, at least my impression of a lot of your dreams at the time involved contemplation and observation of yourself. Now, been awhile since I read them, so I might recess that, but that is what I thought at the time.

>I don't remember any details, but the text was pony-related.
Pony fanfiction.

>Suddenly I'm trying to explain to her what a PDF file is.
This right here sounds like something I could dream.


@IvanSatoru
> I proclaim victory in the name of Jesus Christ, and the Serpent admits defeat
based

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 263

Fleur de Lis
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

SomeponySetUpUsTheBomb
I look out the window, but instead of the outdoors I'm looking into a warehouse full of old arcade machines. I go "out" the door and begin looking around. Some guy says that he knows I'm there, and that I should come listen. He explains that he is maintaining these old arcade machines for some reason I don't remember.

Another dream. I print out from computer onto paper a ton of text. I don't remember any details, but the text was pony-related. I post these papers all over the walls. An old woman then places post-it notes over each page with "corrections". Suddenly I'm trying to explain to her what a PDF file is.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 262

IvanSatoru
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Another dream about the end of the world:
It was raining giant fireballs and there was panic all around— buildings getting destroyed and people running in panic every which way. The Serpent appeared in front of me and told me that I would later have to fight my choice of one of these three titans: the Sun which could burn you with its mere presence and had been responsible for the fireballs, the Moon which could turn you into ice at will and had lordship over the seas, or the Serpent itself.
There was an old cage elevator right next to a building. Some people I knew were already in there. I enter the elevator and it takes us deep underground. The Serpent appears and tells me that I must make my choice now. I choose to fight the Serpent. The Serpent takes me to a stage with magma pools and tells me to make my move. I proclaim victory in the name of Jesus Christ, and the Serpent admits defeat. The Serpent tells me that most of the population above has been wiped out and most structures have been destroyed. The remnants— us included— must rebuild civilization.
Me and the others take the elevator back up and find that the Serpent had told the truth: most structures had been destroyed and there were hardly any people.

I might have filled in some details after I woke up… For example the Moon commanding the seas. That might not have been in the dream originally.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 261

UrbanMysticDee
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
I had a dream I was at school. That doesn't bother me anymore. It's people who bother me. I find it somewhat comforting, I think, maybe. I was drawing something. The teacher came by and saw what I was drawing. There was a cipher on one of the pages and she didn't like that so she confiscated the paper. She said that that sort of thing was not allowed. I explained to her that it was just to identify the page number, but she didn't care. I was cool with that, to an extent. I asked her if I would get the paper back after class, at which point bygones would be bygones, no harm no foul, but she said no, I would never get the paper back. Well, you don't mess with me in my world. I will give you several chances, I will be polite, but no one ever accepts my olive branch. They just keep poking. So I got up from my chair and grabbed her throat with one hand and began to crush her throat, choking the life out of her. She tried to fight back, speaking somehow, making threats. I lifted her off the ground and slammed her face into the side of the table. I smashed her eye on the corner of the table and kept hammering her face until I was certain to have cause irreversible brain damage before dropping the body and picking up the paper and walking out of the school with it.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 260

Absol95
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About several days ago, I had a dream about Santa Claus. No really. in the dream, there was some dialouge about Santa Claus being literally thousands of years old, older than the Roman Republic and the Empire of Alexander of Macedon, and that in his younger days he was a renowned Zoroastrian living somehwere in Achaemenid Persia, and even became a member of the Zoroastrian Priesthood, where he was well-liked by many.

General Discussion » Dream Thread » Post 259

ANoobis
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Ghibelline Omnipotens
I dreamed about Seinfeld last night, for some reason. I don't know why, I've seen maybe three episodes ever, and one of those was the memetic Soup Nazi episode.

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