Crazy Conspiracy Theory Thread

Alex Jones is merely playing the part of controlled opposition in order to get in deep with the NWO so as to expose the real truth.

It’s so obviously Clinton, but the fact that anyone remembers The One made me smile. Critically underrated movie, especially the scene in the morgue.

@UrbanMysticDee  
It was a dumb-fun movie. Good song, too. Very easy to modify.

@Officer Hotpants  
Fun fact, the one guy in the morgue mentions a movie called Big Ass Shemales. It’s a real movie.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Oh, I’m quite aware~.

THE EARTH IS FLAT, I TELLS YA! FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

@Havoc  
Yeah but she has a nice ass.

@Officer Hotpants  
That’s the work of the aliens!

@Havoc  
And that’s why I, for once, welcome our alien ass-men overlords.

@Officer Hotpants  
That’s just what they want you to think. It’s just a ploy to make us all obsessed with feet!

@Havoc  
Could be worse. Could be armpits.

@Officer Hotpants  
Armpits are gateways to hell. Common knowledge. That’s why aliens don’t like em.

@Havoc  
I’ve said it before but at least with feet I can look at them and get why someone’s drawn to them. The curves and such. But pits? Only witches and furries could sink so far.

@Havoc  
Grace Manewitz will save us all from the alien ass-men alien aliens.

Windows purposely slows down over time to convince you to buy a new computer and therefore a new Windows license.

@GarbageHorse  
That snake!

why people still believe the earth is flat i found that stupid it have being prove from thousand of years that is a sphere

@Anonymous #BF3B  
I see they got to you. Fear not, friend! I’ll use my unproven, non-scientific body lotion to wash those zorgen right out.

@Anonymous #BF3B  
The earth isn’t round, light just bends around it.

@GarbageHorse  
Yeah. We all know curves ain’t real, sonny.

@GarbageHorse  
I can’t really call that “crazy”. Especially since we know for a fact that Apple does it.

@Officer Hotpants  
The only part that is crazy is suggesting Microsoft is competent enough that it isn’t their own stupidity at work.

@Havoc  
But is it deliciously flat?
 
@Anonymous #BF3B  
Some planets have different terrestrial geometry! Diversity demands we acknowledge those of a less common profile.
 
Gravity Well Bigotry will not be tolerated!  
We may terraform and colonize, but we certainly don’t terraform and colonize you!

@Adan Druego  
No planet shaming! Beautiful in any biome!