Big Bad Politics!

 
I will now break the new US law as outlined by Honorable Chairman Biden:  
Covid-19 = China virus = Wuhan Flu = Bat Soup Flu. That is all. You may now send a tip to the FBI.

@Humble Oriathan  
Banning saying that the virus originated in China will TOTALLY quell “racist backlash” and not just streizand into everyone being adamant about it being china virus. Uh-huh. Democrats with their elder abuse really are that stupid.  
I look forward to people having fun with the ban by pointing out the origin of the virus without saying it’s China explicitly.

@Barhandar  
You’d think they’d give black people the same protection if we’re going to start mandating it to be illegal to say certain words towards certain races, but nope, I guess some races are more worthy than others in our new America of unity and love.

@Humble Oriathan  
I dunno, pretty sure saying “nigger” is already unofficially a jailable offense in USA merdecratic states, unless you have that one drop of blood.

@Humble Oriathan  
Not even seven days and he’s already been more dictatorial than the evil orange man. What’s next? Extraditing anyone who speaks ill of the CCP under the guise of “rebuilding relations”?

@Humble Oriathan  
Everybody was Kung Flu fighting!  
Chinese cities shut down as fast as lightning  
At first it was a little bit frightening  
’Til we noticed the seasonal timing
 
It was a funky China bug from a funky China town  
They were snapping people up and they were shutting cities down  
It’s an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part  
From the fake news to the slip that the government knew all along about that shit
 
Everybody was Kung Flu fighting!  
Chinese cities shut down as fast as lightning  
At first it was a little bit frightening  
’Til we noticed the seasonal timing
 
There was wumao Billy Chin monitoring Twitter trends  
He called up the big boss, said “this discussion has got to end”  
Jack took up the hammer in his hand, before we knew it half the site was banned  
The sudden purge on behalf of Pooh drove us all to Gab so they banned that, too!
 
Everybody was Kung Flu fighting!  
Chinese cities shut down as fast as lightning  
At first it was a little bit frightening  
’Til we noticed the seasonal timing

@Officer Hotpants  
lmao, I’m saving this

@Officer Hotpants  
Needs a version of Chinese Banishment Spell adapted to banish USians, now.

@Humble Oriathan  
Couldn’t ask for more. Or at least I couldn’t without coming across as a dickhead.
 
@Barhandar  
Okay, so I looked this up and I still have no idea what you’re talking about.

@Officer Hotpants  
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@Barhandar  
Ahhhh, that. I’ve just been calling that the Tiananmen Square pasta.

Reddit seems to be trying to destroy hedge funds by buying up Game Stop stock. They’re being helped by some pretty big names such as Elon Musk and Chamath Palihapitiya. I didn’t know who that last one was until an hour ago.

@TwilightShitlord  
I greatly respect that.

I’m torn. On the one hand, the greedy little bastards got punished for trading something they didn’t actually own. Which I like. On the other, Gamestop made money. Which I don’t like.

I want the GME euphoria to cause a real financial meltdown. Make ’08 look like a warmup.
 
 
@Barhandar  
Which variant do you want?
 
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@πʊßƛįϰ  
Both.

@Officer Hotpants  
Gamestop is probably going to die anyway. I’m just glad that, as you so eloquently put: “greedy little bastards got punished for trading something they didn’t actually own”, not simply because it means more money in the pocket of working class people, or even the sperging out of Social Justice Tards on reddit.
 
No, I like it most because it tarnishes the image of Wall Street. We’re so used to seeing them being untouchable by any sort of public backlash, so having them humiliated in such a fashion is very satisfying to watch.

@FeatherTrap  
A weakness is revealed. And you know the saying:
 

 
Wait. Wrong GIF.
 

 
There we go.

@Officer Hotpants  
Indeed!
 

 
Besides, this inflow of cash has not saved Gamestop by any means. I would liken it to seeing someone have their throat cut open and trying to fix it by injecting them with bloodpacks. Even if you have a mountain of the fuckers, if you don’t try to stich up their neck, they’re gonna bleed out regardless.  
Gamestop has been given an extra year or two at most.

@FeatherTrap  
That didn’t take long.
 

 
>Goldberg.

@Officer Hotpants  
If this right here doesn’t show that Social Justice in the establishment is controlled corporate opposition, I don’t know what does.

@Officer Hotpants  
I was about to ask why SJWs were sperging out if they hate Wall Street, but I guess this explains it.

I am a little suspicious about the media right now.
 
When they learned about this story about incredibly rich and greedy parasites who make money by suckling dry the value from someone else’s business and leaving it an empty carcass getting suckered by rank amateurs at their own game, they heard that description of the aggrieved party and immediately thought:  
“Ah! Juden!”
 
…what are you implying there, Sarah Goldberg? :/  
I don’t like where your mind went just now, I think that’s awfully bigoted of you…

@FeatherTrap  
@Anonymous #372F  
Discord has banned the Wallstreetbets server. They claim that it had nothing to do with recent events and is, instead, because of hate speech on the server. They claim to have been watching it for a while now and apparently they coincidentally just happened to cross the line immediately after showing up big business.  
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1354578046464962567