Animated Auntie Doll! Find them at a toy store near you!
Talking Aunties were first released in October of 2022. When her left hand is pressed, she says 10 phrases:
“Ah shit!”
“LAUREN!!!”
“LAUREN! SHOWER!”
“Ah fuck!”
“SIX O CLOCK! GET DRESSED!”
“Dicie dickie dickie!”
“I love you honey.”
“Could you please get this for me?”
“Call me”
“Chuck! Do you ever stop talking?”
The doll also makes many of your mumbling/groaning sounds. Press her right hand and she sings songs, including “Landslide”, “Dog and Butterfly”, “Yellow Submarine”, “Shallow”, and many many more!
The doll comes with 5 accessories: phone, teal tablet, glasses, cigarette pack, and toilet. Fireball bottle sold separately.

@Amagan
I see, you choose to shit your pants over pics, well, have a nice day

@Anonymous #2F12
The same way they hide from the fact their delusions aren’t real and mutilating themselves doesn’t actually change their sex?

No thank you. Pretending inconvenient facts aren’t real isn’t good for one’s mental health. An inability to accept reality is a sign of mental illness/retardation. I have to accept the fact these people exist, or at least they believe that they exist. And they have to accept the fact that public support for them is starting to drop and they’re being hated again.

@Amagan
learn to hide tags, your life will be so much better, or keep shitting yourself in rage over JPGs, do whatever you want

@Anonymous #2F12
Hide from what? The real-life suicide squad that can’t bear to be reminded that they’re playing pretend?

Go back to sipping your Bud Light before the company has to declare bankruptcy.

@Amagan
learn to hide like every normal user

@Anonymous #2F12
Okay groomer.

@Amagan
learn to hide, crybaby

To the person who programmed our importer bot: couldn’t you have set it up to exclude all this pride month crap? Do we really need it junking up our site like Derpibooru?