Anonymous #F115
I read the description and… Are… Are you okay?
Original Description:
Day three postpartum
Nurse walks in with baby.
Me: “nope send it back”
Lol Jk
But I look forward to the day I can laugh or pee or cough without my gut feeling like it’s gonna explode 😂 🥲
I ate half of a shareable Panera pastry for breakfast by myself LETS GOOOO!!!!!